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Rejoice and Be Merry, International Break is O-vah!
Yes, I have no fucks to give about this year’s Flacco Eight. What a wretched, boring, vanilla-ass torneo. But the big leagues in Europe…
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2019 Hoopsball – Round of 32 Saturday Open Thread
Pardon me, but I have nothing to say! #6(E) Maryland (+3, +135) v. #3(E) LSU (12:10, CBS) Well, two sides I didn’t expect to…
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2019 NCAAT 1st Round Friday – Open Thread
Fortunately, I went to bed at around 11 EST, and didn’t wait up to see confirmation that my brackets made ded. To the games! …
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2019 NCAAT 1st Round Thursday – Early Window Open Thread
Huzzah for life distractions! #10(E) Minnesota (+5.5, +210) v. #7(E) Louisville (12:15, CBS) Don’t bet the over/under on “Minute Man” Pitino crowd shots. You…
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Better Know A Bracket – 2019 South And Midwest
This weekend, we are truly all Anteaters. Mad props for you ladies making the NC State “wolf sign” to make me feel sightly less…
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Better Know A Bracket – 2019 East and West (i.e., the Left)
Welcome to this year’s edition of me spouting off my mouth recklessly and stupidly. Due to the generosity of the #ContentFairy (no ofence), we…
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So Much Lesser Footy, So Much HATE
Yes, that obnoxious bleating Geordie will be creaming his knickers all over Real and Barca this afternoon (2:45 EST, BeIn). Yet another el Clasico,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Not-So-Superb-Owl
Jared Goff is liquid shit. The Baby Buster moniker is now unfair to Mr. Bluth. But the hidden villain here is Andy Reid. How…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – “Championship” Sunday No-Funday (2018 Season)
Fuck it, I hate everything and since RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! lucked out, there will be no Narrative Owl. So I guess I have to watch…
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A Mini-Roundtable Before (NFL 2018 Season) Dying (also 20 January Lesser Footy)
For your non-reading, non-pleasure – while you no doubt enjoy the Huddersfield/City and Spurs/Mighty Whitey double bill on NBCSN: Son of Spam NFC: Rams over…