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Better Know A Bracket – 2019 South And Midwest
This weekend, we are truly all Anteaters. Mad props for you ladies making the NC State “wolf sign” to make me feel sightly less…
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Better Know A Bracket – 2019 East and West (i.e., the Left)
Welcome to this year’s edition of me spouting off my mouth recklessly and stupidly. Due to the generosity of the #ContentFairy (no ofence), we…
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So Much Lesser Footy, So Much HATE
Yes, that obnoxious bleating Geordie will be creaming his knickers all over Real and Barca this afternoon (2:45 EST, BeIn). Yet another el Clasico,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Not-So-Superb-Owl
Jared Goff is liquid shit. The Baby Buster moniker is now unfair to Mr. Bluth. But the hidden villain here is Andy Reid. How…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – “Championship” Sunday No-Funday (2018 Season)
Fuck it, I hate everything and since RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! lucked out, there will be no Narrative Owl. So I guess I have to watch…
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A Mini-Roundtable Before (NFL 2018 Season) Dying (also 20 January Lesser Footy)
For your non-reading, non-pleasure – while you no doubt enjoy the Huddersfield/City and Spurs/Mighty Whitey double bill on NBCSN: Son of Spam NFC: Rams over…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday (2018 Season)
After a season chock-full of entropy, the Divisional Round returned us to normalcy. #1 v. #2, both AFC and NFC. By the time one…
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Divisional Saturday Hippo Thoughts and Sunday Roundtable
No doubt all are as geeked as I am for the big Hippo/yeah right Derby (9:15, NBCSN), followed by Spurs hosting United (11:30, NBCSN). …
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Divisional Saturday Roundtable and 12 January Lesser Footy Thread
HAIL GAMBLOR! European footy is mostly all back this weekend. Arsenal ride into West Ham to start festivities (7:30, NBCSN). The Gooners are feeling…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday, 2018 Season
Jesus Christ, y’all. How do Bearistocrats! fans go on after that?? Yes, there was an early game, too. John Harbaugh was too stubborn to…