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Instant Hippo Thoughts – “Championship” Sunday No-Funday (2018 Season)
Fuck it, I hate everything and since RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! lucked out, there will be no Narrative Owl. So I guess I have to watch…
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A Mini-Roundtable Before (NFL 2018 Season) Dying (also 20 January Lesser Footy)
For your non-reading, non-pleasure – while you no doubt enjoy the Huddersfield/City and Spurs/Mighty Whitey double bill on NBCSN: Son of Spam NFC: Rams over…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday (2018 Season)
After a season chock-full of entropy, the Divisional Round returned us to normalcy. #1 v. #2, both AFC and NFC. By the time one…
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Divisional Saturday Hippo Thoughts and Sunday Roundtable
No doubt all are as geeked as I am for the big Hippo/yeah right Derby (9:15, NBCSN), followed by Spurs hosting United (11:30, NBCSN). …
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Divisional Saturday Roundtable and 12 January Lesser Footy Thread
HAIL GAMBLOR! European footy is mostly all back this weekend. Arsenal ride into West Ham to start festivities (7:30, NBCSN). The Gooners are feeling…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday, 2018 Season
Jesus Christ, y’all. How do Bearistocrats! fans go on after that?? Yes, there was an early game, too. John Harbaugh was too stubborn to…
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Sunday Morning Wild Card Hippo Thoughts y Roundtable
Did y’all somewhat enjoy the “action” yesterday? Buckle up, they’s MOAR comin’ – like a 70s key party. We started with an imaginarium hosting…
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A Round Man’s Roundtable (Saturday Fixtures) – Also FA Cup/Lesser Footy Open Thread
I am in no way, shape, or form going to try to lay out the structure or matchups involved in the English FA Cup. …
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Happy 2019 Lesser (and also JV) Footy Thread
Everton hosting Leicester right now (NBCSN), with my Toffees needing all three points, and needing them badly. I think we shall get them, but…
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JV New Year’s Eve Open Thread
So much not-that-bad-if-they-try action! Virginia Tech (+5.5) v. JV Cincinnati, Military Industrial Complex Bowl (Annapolis, MD – Noon, ESPN) I moneyline bet the Castrated…