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Sunday Morning Wild Card Hippo Thoughts y Roundtable
Did y’all somewhat enjoy the “action” yesterday? Buckle up, they’s MOAR comin’ – like a 70s key party. We started with an imaginarium hosting…
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A Round Man’s Roundtable (Saturday Fixtures) – Also FA Cup/Lesser Footy Open Thread
I am in no way, shape, or form going to try to lay out the structure or matchups involved in the English FA Cup. …
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Happy 2019 Lesser (and also JV) Footy Thread
Everton hosting Leicester right now (NBCSN), with my Toffees needing all three points, and needing them badly. I think we shall get them, but…
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JV New Year’s Eve Open Thread
So much not-that-bad-if-they-try action! Virginia Tech (+5.5) v. JV Cincinnati, Military Industrial Complex Bowl (Annapolis, MD – Noon, ESPN) I moneyline bet the Castrated…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts, New Year’s Eve (2018 Season, Week 17)
Again, Fuck Your Joy. It was a fairly entertaining late window. Balmer was dumb enough to leave the door open for the Shield to…
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JV NFL – Prelude Exhibitions and Raging Semi Open Thread
I fell asleep watching the West By God Virginia self-cousin-fucking last night. No worries, I caught Wazzu (who I mostly bet ML at -140,…
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28 December JV NFL Preview
More balls will be footed today, huzzah! Purdue (+3) v. Auburn, Bring Back Faith Hill Bowl (Nashville, TN – 1:30, ESPN) The nation watches…
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Boxing Day Open Lesser Footy Thread
Rejoice, for the Merry Brits are bringing the sport lumber today! NBCSN has a quardruple-header, starting with Fulham/Wolves (NOW, nil-nil as the second half…
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Christmas Eve Instant Hippo Thoughts (Week 16, 2018 Season)
Ho, ho, ho, here are some things we know! Congratulations to Breesus Christ and disciples, winner of home field throughout the NFC playoffs! The…
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Belated Lesser Footy and JV Open Thread
Sorry, forgot I was doing this. As we speak, Palace have roared back to take a 2-1 lead on City. At the Etihad. BANANACAKES!! …