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28 December JV NFL Preview
More balls will be footed today, huzzah! Purdue (+3) v. Auburn, Bring Back Faith Hill Bowl (Nashville, TN – 1:30, ESPN) The nation watches…
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Boxing Day Open Lesser Footy Thread
Rejoice, for the Merry Brits are bringing the sport lumber today! NBCSN has a quardruple-header, starting with Fulham/Wolves (NOW, nil-nil as the second half…
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Christmas Eve Instant Hippo Thoughts (Week 16, 2018 Season)
Ho, ho, ho, here are some things we know! Congratulations to Breesus Christ and disciples, winner of home field throughout the NFC playoffs! The…
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Belated Lesser Footy and JV Open Thread
Sorry, forgot I was doing this. As we speak, Palace have roared back to take a 2-1 lead on City. At the Etihad. BANANACAKES!! …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2018 Season
The calm before the storm, maybe? If Week 15 felt a little anti-climactic, that is because it was so. But although an expected outcome…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2018 Season
Having my brief sanity break last Sunday and Monday, I found an opportunity (in response to a GREAT Christopher Liss column – if not…
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JV NFL – Conference Title Weekend
Let the jockeying FOAR playoff/exhibition positioning begin! Texas v. Oklahoma (-7.5) @ House That Jerral Built (Noon, ABC) I never get anything I want…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2018 Season
Delight of delights, the Yinzers finally ran out of dumb luck, and my Donks served as the direct beneficiaries! Much like a certain annoying…
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Back From Break – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Combo Platter
Huzzah, booze and leftovers! And for the sporting day beginning at 10 EST like God intended (though I still may bitch a little re…
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JV NFL – Special Shame Friday Edition
Good hangover and fat shame morning, Commentist Party members! The footy gods are kind today, at least. /also LMFAO at Colt McCoy Texas at…