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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2018 Season
The calm before the storm, maybe? If Week 15 felt a little anti-climactic, that is because it was so. But although an expected outcome…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2018 Season
Having my brief sanity break last Sunday and Monday, I found an opportunity (in response to a GREAT Christopher Liss column – if not…
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JV NFL – Conference Title Weekend
Let the jockeying FOAR playoff/exhibition positioning begin! Texas v. Oklahoma (-7.5) @ House That Jerral Built (Noon, ABC) I never get anything I want…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2018 Season
Delight of delights, the Yinzers finally ran out of dumb luck, and my Donks served as the direct beneficiaries! Much like a certain annoying…
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Back From Break – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Combo Platter
Huzzah, booze and leftovers! And for the sporting day beginning at 10 EST like God intended (though I still may bitch a little re…
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JV NFL – Special Shame Friday Edition
Good hangover and fat shame morning, Commentist Party members! The footy gods are kind today, at least. /also LMFAO at Colt McCoy Texas at…
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Lions and Bollo-Free Bears, Oh My!
Happy Thanksgiving, one and all. Welcome to installment one of today’s carnival. Chi**** (-3) at Detroit (12:30, CBS) We have replaced Bollo de la…
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! at the 2018 Bye
Holy cats, amirite?? I’mma just leave this here: OK, fine, I will type some more. These guys are for real, despite a slew of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2018
Well, terrible (even by Ginger Hammer Era NFL standards) kind of ruined my enjoyment of this week, what wasn’t ruined by the mediocrity of…
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Another Blankety-Blank International Break JV NFL Only Open Thread
DFO overlords are glad I didn’t say “fuck off, cunts” in the title. But seriously…fuck off, cunts. We need a full day of all…