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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2018 Season
My head is killing me, most of the games were turds, so don’t expect too much from this wrapup. OK, maybe the Saints are…
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Continuing With Novembring – JV NFL Open Thread
I have no overriding theme this week, as work beat mah cracker brains to a pulp this week. Here are some fixtures: TCU at…
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Donks at the 2018 Bye – Regrets, We’ve Had a Few
Alas, the Swag Wagon is empty, after a certain somebody stumbled crunk out of Von Miller’s Halloween party and into a total stranger’s abode. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week NEIN, 2018 Season
Everything sucks, but nothing quite so much as Donks soon-to-be-ex-coach Vance Joseph. Denver lost 19-17 to the 500s. OK, I can understand the result. …
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Mr. November Brings His A Game – JV NFL Open Thread
Holy shit, kids. This slate is amazeballs. To the point where I can’t even say anything smart-ass, just want to play badass band of our…
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Belated Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2018 Season
Sorry, I have had techincal dificil in addition to the familial bullshit of Sunday night. The shit rain, it is unceasing. Week 8 was…
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Can Everton Finish Off Mourinho? (and other Lesser/JV Combo Thoughts)
Yes, it’s time to do to Jose Mourinho what we did to Davey Moyes (what, like 5 years ago?) and finish the walking ded…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2018 Season
Another week in the books, further differentiation at hand. We definitely have a runaway leader for Superb Owl favourites, in the 7-0 RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!…
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JV NFL – Last Chance to Stop the Tiggers
Yes, I have convinced my dumbass self this is an actual possibility. In the range of 30%. SIGH. Michigan at Michigan State (Noon, Fox)…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2018 Season
Some weeks just shit all over you. This was one of them. Herein lies part of the week’s tale. All season long, Yinzburgh has…