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Back From Break – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Combo Platter
Huzzah, booze and leftovers! And for the sporting day beginning at 10 EST like God intended (though I still may bitch a little re…
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JV NFL – Special Shame Friday Edition
Good hangover and fat shame morning, Commentist Party members! The footy gods are kind today, at least. /also LMFAO at Colt McCoy Texas at…
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Lions and Bollo-Free Bears, Oh My!
Happy Thanksgiving, one and all. Welcome to installment one of today’s carnival. Chi**** (-3) at Detroit (12:30, CBS) We have replaced Bollo de la…
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! at the 2018 Bye
Holy cats, amirite?? I’mma just leave this here: OK, fine, I will type some more. These guys are for real, despite a slew of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2018
Well, terrible (even by Ginger Hammer Era NFL standards) kind of ruined my enjoyment of this week, what wasn’t ruined by the mediocrity of…
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Another Blankety-Blank International Break JV NFL Only Open Thread
DFO overlords are glad I didn’t say “fuck off, cunts” in the title. But seriously…fuck off, cunts. We need a full day of all…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2018 Season
My head is killing me, most of the games were turds, so don’t expect too much from this wrapup. OK, maybe the Saints are…
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Continuing With Novembring – JV NFL Open Thread
I have no overriding theme this week, as work beat mah cracker brains to a pulp this week. Here are some fixtures: TCU at…
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Donks at the 2018 Bye – Regrets, We’ve Had a Few
Alas, the Swag Wagon is empty, after a certain somebody stumbled crunk out of Von Miller’s Halloween party and into a total stranger’s abode. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week NEIN, 2018 Season
Everything sucks, but nothing quite so much as Donks soon-to-be-ex-coach Vance Joseph. Denver lost 19-17 to the 500s. OK, I can understand the result. …