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Mr. November Brings His A Game – JV NFL Open Thread
Holy shit, kids. This slate is amazeballs. To the point where I can’t even say anything smart-ass, just want to play badass band of our…
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Belated Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2018 Season
Sorry, I have had techincal dificil in addition to the familial bullshit of Sunday night. The shit rain, it is unceasing. Week 8 was…
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Can Everton Finish Off Mourinho? (and other Lesser/JV Combo Thoughts)
Yes, it’s time to do to Jose Mourinho what we did to Davey Moyes (what, like 5 years ago?) and finish the walking ded…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2018 Season
Another week in the books, further differentiation at hand. We definitely have a runaway leader for Superb Owl favourites, in the 7-0 RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!…
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JV NFL – Last Chance to Stop the Tiggers
Yes, I have convinced my dumbass self this is an actual possibility. In the range of 30%. SIGH. Michigan at Michigan State (Noon, Fox)…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2018 Season
Some weeks just shit all over you. This was one of them. Herein lies part of the week’s tale. All season long, Yinzburgh has…
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JV NFL Thread – Where Has All Teh Good Matches Gone?
Fuck everything, another shitass International Break is upon us. And is JV NFL breaking out the good vintage bottles to ease our suffering? Fuck…
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Instant(ish) Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2018
Due to some general physical malaise, I am typing this in the morning. Que lastima. What a joy it is for the sad in…
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Lesser Footy/JV NFL Combo Platter – Welcoming October
Not that anyone would notice it in North Cakalaky, where it’s been hotter this past week than July and August mashed together. Jeebus Tapdancing…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2018 Season
Holy Bananacakes, Batman! That was (mostly) fun, eh? I say mostly because I swept my early afternoon #HAILGAMBLOR, with dominating $50 ATS wins by the P*ts (boo)…