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JV NFL Thread – Where Has All Teh Good Matches Gone?
Fuck everything, another shitass International Break is upon us. And is JV NFL breaking out the good vintage bottles to ease our suffering? Fuck…
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Instant(ish) Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2018
Due to some general physical malaise, I am typing this in the morning. Que lastima. What a joy it is for the sad in…
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Lesser Footy/JV NFL Combo Platter – Welcoming October
Not that anyone would notice it in North Cakalaky, where it’s been hotter this past week than July and August mashed together. Jeebus Tapdancing…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2018 Season
Holy Bananacakes, Batman! That was (mostly) fun, eh? I say mostly because I swept my early afternoon #HAILGAMBLOR, with dominating $50 ATS wins by the P*ts (boo)…
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Closing Out JV NFL September 2018
As the universe likes to do, the schedule is at its most interesante when my shitty wolves are playing. SIGH. Syracuse at Clemson (Noon,…
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Black Panthers at the 2018 Bye
What can one really say after three weeks? I thought we might see a pretty ordinary bunch of Charlatans, and they have pretty much…held…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2018 Season
Los Angeles Rams. Kansas City Chefs. Miami LOLFins. One of these three is not like the other. Yet all advanced to 3-0 this week, while…
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JV NFL – Week 4 Doldrums
Every September, there is a weekly slate of games that is just refried ass. Welcome to said Saturday. Georgia at Missouri (Noon, ESPN) Both…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Two, 2018
It’s 17 September, 2018. Have you seen your placekicker’s psyche lately? /also HAIL SHANK’LOR!!, Goddess Bless Two weeks in, two Draws on the board, as…
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Rain-Soaked JV NFL Afternoon Thread
The Noon window is filled with hot garbage, and deserves no preview. Let us resume drying out with midday, shall we? LSU at Auburn…