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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week One, 2018

Pictured is my new GameDay lucky shirt, found by the slowly redeeming self, also wants to go to NC State now asshole vegan kid, whilst thrifting…

Sadly, our first shite International Break is upon us, so one can sleep in until noon (unless one has work to catch up on…

Yes indeed, tis that time once again. Cheerleaders to leer over, prospects to scout, GAMBLOR to hail. Let’s get to the #ACTION! James Madison…

That’s right, baby. Ain’t nobody more popular than the backup QB, especially when he’s the redneck nephew of Jim Kelly, who somehow managed to get…

I saw the question posited by That’s Good Sports (video linked below), and the more I thought about it…the more it made sense. Though…

Yes, my hometown side has traded an antebellum, ass-pinchy owner who liked to be addressed as “Mistuh” with a Yinzer who made fun of…

I suppose maybe other things are going on in the universe tonight, but all Commentist Party eyes will no doubt be on Donks WOO!…

Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho’s United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that…

Yes, I am re-using pictures that I deem good luck for certain “most favoured nation” sides. Wanna fight about it? Croatia (+250) v. England…

Or, as Our Lord put it, the French v. the Pretend French. Anyway, these are some sexy as fuck footballing sides, I shall say…