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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2018 Season
Los Angeles Rams. Kansas City Chefs. Miami LOLFins. One of these three is not like the other. Yet all advanced to 3-0 this week, while…
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JV NFL – Week 4 Doldrums
Every September, there is a weekly slate of games that is just refried ass. Welcome to said Saturday. Georgia at Missouri (Noon, ESPN) Both…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Two, 2018
It’s 17 September, 2018. Have you seen your placekicker’s psyche lately? /also HAIL SHANK’LOR!!, Goddess Bless Two weeks in, two Draws on the board, as…
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Rain-Soaked JV NFL Afternoon Thread
The Noon window is filled with hot garbage, and deserves no preview. Let us resume drying out with midday, shall we? LSU at Auburn…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week One, 2018
Pictured is my new GameDay lucky shirt, found by the slowly redeeming self, also wants to go to NC State now asshole vegan kid, whilst thrifting…
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JV-Only Week Two Boogaloo
Sadly, our first shite International Break is upon us, so one can sleep in until noon (unless one has work to catch up on…
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JV NFL 2018 Kickoff Posting
Yes indeed, tis that time once again. Cheerleaders to leer over, prospects to scout, GAMBLOR to hail. Let’s get to the #ACTION! James Madison…
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Donks 2018 – Welcome to SWAG World
That’s right, baby. Ain’t nobody more popular than the backup QB, especially when he’s the redneck nephew of Jim Kelly, who somehow managed to get…
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NFL Super Team? RRRRRRRRRRRAM It 2018!
I saw the question posited by That’s Good Sports (video linked below), and the more I thought about it…the more it made sense. Though…
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A New Day on the Plantation (2018 Black Panthers Preview)
Yes, my hometown side has traded an antebellum, ass-pinchy owner who liked to be addressed as “Mistuh” with a Yinzer who made fun of…