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Saturday Night’s Alright FOAR…Keenum Vengeance!
I suppose maybe other things are going on in the universe tonight, but all Commentist Party eyes will no doubt be on Donks WOO!…
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Properly Kicking Off 2018-19 Lesser Footy
Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho’s United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that…
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Raging Lesser Semi #2 Open Thread (Croatia v. England)
Yes, I am re-using pictures that I deem good luck for certain “most favoured nation” sides. Wanna fight about it? Croatia (+250) v. England…
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Raging Lesser Semi #1 Open Thread (Belgium v. France)
Or, as Our Lord put it, the French v. the Pretend French. Anyway, these are some sexy as fuck footballing sides, I shall say…
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Completing the Lesser Final Four – Sabado Open Thread
Yes, we got our dream Waffles/Les Frogs matchup. And the peoples rejoiced. Now, it is time for the back-alley abortion side of the bracket. …
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Elite Eight Waffles Open Thread (and Some Other Minor Contest)
Yes, the Elite Eight is upon us, and only mighty Belgium is keeping me interested whatsoever (ok, maybe Les Frogs a little). Coca Bros.…
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Mama Said KNOCK YOU OUT! v3 Open Thread
Welcome to 2 July. We have Les Frogs, Ur Guays, Murder Checkerboards (Croatia), and the freakin’ Rooskies through to the Elite Eight. Nice job, Spain. Maybe…
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Russia 2018 World Cup Open Thread – Thursday 28 June
Alas, today we close out Group play. ONE WHOLE FUCKING DAY OFF after this (I originally thought two), which I simply cannot abide. Fuck…
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2018 World Cup Sabado 23 June Open Thread
Here is some half-arsed analysis from a half-arsed Hippo who is no longer watching Torneo Del Diablo. My cohorts will do better. Me did…
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Russia 2018–World Cup Day 5: Navigating Monday
Dodging work on Monday is especially difícil. FFS, I actually have a conference call scheduled for this afternoon. I for reals have to talk to…