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Completing the Lesser Final Four – Sabado Open Thread
Yes, we got our dream Waffles/Les Frogs matchup. And the peoples rejoiced. Now, it is time for the back-alley abortion side of the bracket. …
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Elite Eight Waffles Open Thread (and Some Other Minor Contest)
Yes, the Elite Eight is upon us, and only mighty Belgium is keeping me interested whatsoever (ok, maybe Les Frogs a little). Coca Bros.…
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Mama Said KNOCK YOU OUT! v3 Open Thread
Welcome to 2 July. We have Les Frogs, Ur Guays, Murder Checkerboards (Croatia), and the freakin’ Rooskies through to the Elite Eight. Nice job, Spain. Maybe…
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Russia 2018 World Cup Open Thread – Thursday 28 June
Alas, today we close out Group play. ONE WHOLE FUCKING DAY OFF after this (I originally thought two), which I simply cannot abide. Fuck…
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2018 World Cup Sabado 23 June Open Thread
Here is some half-arsed analysis from a half-arsed Hippo who is no longer watching Torneo Del Diablo. My cohorts will do better. Me did…
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Russia 2018–World Cup Day 5: Navigating Monday
Dodging work on Monday is especially difícil. FFS, I actually have a conference call scheduled for this afternoon. I for reals have to talk to…
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World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Belgium
Ah, the misty water colour memmmmmories….Belgium gives Hippo all the feels. Big Rom and Roberto Martinez, together again? It’s the last really hopeful period in…
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World Cup 2018 Costa Rica Preview: Mangoes FOAR All!
Costa Rica is a delightful Central American nation. Friendly people, tropical weather without the bullshit Carnival Cruise tourismo atmosphere to trigger the shit out…
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Huzzah, Teh Bastard Man Is Gone!
Sorry for the late postings, I forgot. But glad tidings, my imaginary friends, for Fat Sam a/k/a Gravy Tits a/k/a That Hippo Head Fuck/Cunt…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Draft Morning After Pill
Special April edition! With Lamar! looking like a very confused, out-of-place Notre Dame mascot imitator. And #ThePauls being #ThePauls. Thank heavenly Jeebus Tittyfuck for…