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Raging Semi Tuesday – Roma at [grumble, grumble]
Let’s blow that up a little. Because it deserves it. A beautiful Cinderella story spoiled by essentially gifting the assdickery Redshite into the finals. …
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Gravy Boat Ruins Derby Day (Also Whiny Baby German Elton John)
Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin’ sweet…
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World Gawne Mad – Finale Edition
Yes, we have reached the end. No lovable underdog, everyone is cheering for the flat track bully. But a worthy champion they would be,…
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World Gawne Mad – Final Four Holy Night Edition
Above is pictured the first-edition cover of a fantastic book, Walter Miller, Jr.’s “A Canticle For Liebowitz.” Be warned, even I found it a…
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World Gawne Mad – Finishing Off the Flacco Eight (Stormy Style?)
Yes, the only good thing about the late match is the thought of Jim Assdick Nantz being forced to hype that 60 Minutes interview. …
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World Gawne Mad – Flacco Eight Saturday Open Thread
One MOAR enjoyable day/evening at hand, before the bullshit part takes over. Savour it! #11(S) Loyola-Chi**** (+1, -103) v. #9(S) Kansas State (6:09, TBS) Not…
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World Gawne Mad – Sweet Sixteen Friday Open Thread
Sorry for the stark departure from cheerleading, but Holy Mother of Fuck, Mister “just a pickin’ and a grimacin’” won 3 matches in 5…
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World Gawne Mad – Sweet Sixteen Thursday Open Thread
And then there were 16. Including the 4 repping the wack-a-doo South region, which gets they turn tonite! #11(S) Loyola-Chi**** (+1.5, +110) v. #7(S)…
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World Gawne Mad – Sunday Evening Round of 32 Open Thread
I am about ready to go back to work at this point. See any typos below? Eat shit. #5(MW) Clemson (+1, +105) v. #4(MW)…
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World Gawne Mad – Sunday Afternoon Round of 32 Open Thread
I don’t really have the stomach for this after what happened with Houston (the closest I had to a rooting interest), but fuck it,…