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2018 World Cup Sabado 23 June Open Thread
Here is some half-arsed analysis from a half-arsed Hippo who is no longer watching Torneo Del Diablo. My cohorts will do better. Me did…
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Russia 2018–World Cup Day 5: Navigating Monday
Dodging work on Monday is especially difícil. FFS, I actually have a conference call scheduled for this afternoon. I for reals have to talk to…
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World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Belgium
Ah, the misty water colour memmmmmories….Belgium gives Hippo all the feels. Big Rom and Roberto Martinez, together again? It’s the last really hopeful period in…
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World Cup 2018 Costa Rica Preview: Mangoes FOAR All!
Costa Rica is a delightful Central American nation. Friendly people, tropical weather without the bullshit Carnival Cruise tourismo atmosphere to trigger the shit out…
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Huzzah, Teh Bastard Man Is Gone!
Sorry for the late postings, I forgot. But glad tidings, my imaginary friends, for Fat Sam a/k/a Gravy Tits a/k/a That Hippo Head Fuck/Cunt…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Draft Morning After Pill
Special April edition! With Lamar! looking like a very confused, out-of-place Notre Dame mascot imitator. And #ThePauls being #ThePauls. Thank heavenly Jeebus Tittyfuck for…
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Raging Semi Tuesday – Roma at [grumble, grumble]
Let’s blow that up a little. Because it deserves it. A beautiful Cinderella story spoiled by essentially gifting the assdickery Redshite into the finals. …
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Gravy Boat Ruins Derby Day (Also Whiny Baby German Elton John)
Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin’ sweet…
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World Gawne Mad – Finale Edition
Yes, we have reached the end. No lovable underdog, everyone is cheering for the flat track bully. But a worthy champion they would be,…
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World Gawne Mad – Final Four Holy Night Edition
Above is pictured the first-edition cover of a fantastic book, Walter Miller, Jr.’s “A Canticle For Liebowitz.” Be warned, even I found it a…