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World Gawne Mad – Wednesday Night Open Thread/Play-In Game Fever!
We know you didn’t get enough play-in goodness last night? How could you possibly? You want MOAR, and MOAR you shall receive. HBCUs and…
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World Gawne Mad – Tuesday Night Play-In Game Open Thread
Oh yes, the real thing starts tonight, peoples of DFO. The Chase FOAR #1 begins with those much closer to #68 tonight. But it’s…
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Better Know a 2018 Bracket – East and Midwest
On this fine, soggy Tuesday (play-in fever – catch it!), we move to the right half of our scribbled bracket – the cake walk…
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Better Know a 2018 Bracket (South and West)
This morning, we look at the left wing of our scribbled bracket – the medium strength South and the killer West. As always YMMV.…
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World Gawne Mad 2018 – NCAAT Selection Show Special (with Live Analysis!)
Hello, peoples of DFO. I am back from semi-sabbatical to provide hoopsball tourney coverage. Please, for the love of God, use whatever analysis comes…
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Champions League Lesser Footy! 13 February Fixtures Roundtable
King Hippo: I have been chosen to kick off festivities, which means you will get the simplest of formatting. Lucky youse. *** Manchester City @ FC…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Non-Super Sunday Edition (2017 Season)
This will be the last edition of this column for the season, as the prophecy is ended and I have no interest in repeating…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Holy Bananacakes! Edition
Didya get that looking glass I sentcha? Cause we about to crash right through that mofo…. Week 19 started much like Week 5, with…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Saturday (2017 Season)
Hey, I guess 1 outta 2 ain’t bad? Contrary to popular opinion, I stand by my assertion that Iggles/Falcons was a really good footballing contest. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card B-tches! (2017 Season)
Charlie Kelly would have loved the Erotic Smashmouthing we saw Saturday evening. Sorry for no bonus Sunday thoughts, blame demon alcohol and that RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM…