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World Gawne Mad 2018 – NCAAT Selection Show Special (with Live Analysis!)
Hello, peoples of DFO. I am back from semi-sabbatical to provide hoopsball tourney coverage. Please, for the love of God, use whatever analysis comes…
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Champions League Lesser Footy! 13 February Fixtures Roundtable
King Hippo: I have been chosen to kick off festivities, which means you will get the simplest of formatting. Lucky youse. *** Manchester City @ FC…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Non-Super Sunday Edition (2017 Season)
This will be the last edition of this column for the season, as the prophecy is ended and I have no interest in repeating…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Holy Bananacakes! Edition
Didya get that looking glass I sentcha? Cause we about to crash right through that mofo…. Week 19 started much like Week 5, with…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Saturday (2017 Season)
Hey, I guess 1 outta 2 ain’t bad? Contrary to popular opinion, I stand by my assertion that Iggles/Falcons was a really good footballing contest. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card B-tches! (2017 Season)
Charlie Kelly would have loved the Erotic Smashmouthing we saw Saturday evening. Sorry for no bonus Sunday thoughts, blame demon alcohol and that RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2017
Yes indeed, we have reached the end of regulation play. To celebrate the absence of the Shitty Clippers, here are your Wild Card matchups:…
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JV NFL 30 December Afternoon Offerings
What wagers can I get horribly wrong today?? Gator Bowl – Louisville v. Mississippi State (Noon, ESPN) Such a shame that Dan Mullen won’t…
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Semi-Workday JV Exhibition Afternoon Game Thread
I shall leave the night games alone for the night thread, I won’t likely stay awake for them, anyhow. YAY, Purdue, winning me $62.50!…
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JV Exhibitions FOAR Boxing Day!
Hey, at least Iggles/Raiders was pretty good last night! What treats does Day After Santa have to offer? Heart of Jerral World Bowl –…