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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Saturday (2017 Season)
Hey, I guess 1 outta 2 ain’t bad? Contrary to popular opinion, I stand by my assertion that Iggles/Falcons was a really good footballing contest. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card B-tches! (2017 Season)
Charlie Kelly would have loved the Erotic Smashmouthing we saw Saturday evening. Sorry for no bonus Sunday thoughts, blame demon alcohol and that RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2017
Yes indeed, we have reached the end of regulation play. To celebrate the absence of the Shitty Clippers, here are your Wild Card matchups:…
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JV NFL 30 December Afternoon Offerings
What wagers can I get horribly wrong today?? Gator Bowl – Louisville v. Mississippi State (Noon, ESPN) Such a shame that Dan Mullen won’t…
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Semi-Workday JV Exhibition Afternoon Game Thread
I shall leave the night games alone for the night thread, I won’t likely stay awake for them, anyhow. YAY, Purdue, winning me $62.50!…
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JV Exhibitions FOAR Boxing Day!
Hey, at least Iggles/Raiders was pretty good last night! What treats does Day After Santa have to offer? Heart of Jerral World Bowl –…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2017
I hope everyone enjoyed the last REAL week of RedZone action, because it truly is the best that life has to offer. Stay preserved,…
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JV Exhibitions 23 December Thread (3:00 EST UPDATE – Bonus Varsity Early “Action”)
Air thine grievances here, y’all. Birmingham Bowl – Texas Tech v. South Florida (Noon, ESPN) IIRC, this used to have Papa John attached to…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2017
It was a week that gave us definitive answers on “Are the Jaguras and RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! really for reals?” Uh…yeah. Odd Week Jaguras welcomed…
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JV NFL Afternoon – BEHOLD Exhibition Season! (and BONUS Varsity Early Game Coverage)
4:00 EST UPDATE – By Special Commentist Party Demand…. Bearistocrats! at Fuck Lions (4:30, NFLN) Technically, this one does count as a varsity contest. …