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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2017
I hope everyone enjoyed the last REAL week of RedZone action, because it truly is the best that life has to offer. Stay preserved,…
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JV Exhibitions 23 December Thread (3:00 EST UPDATE – Bonus Varsity Early “Action”)
Air thine grievances here, y’all. Birmingham Bowl – Texas Tech v. South Florida (Noon, ESPN) IIRC, this used to have Papa John attached to…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2017
It was a week that gave us definitive answers on “Are the Jaguras and RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! really for reals?” Uh…yeah. Odd Week Jaguras welcomed…
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JV NFL Afternoon – BEHOLD Exhibition Season! (and BONUS Varsity Early Game Coverage)
4:00 EST UPDATE – By Special Commentist Party Demand…. Bearistocrats! at Fuck Lions (4:30, NFLN) Technically, this one does count as a varsity contest. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2017
Week 14 had snow angels. Huzzah. Without question, Humps at Bills was the Match of the Day, just for the optics. It was beautiful…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Lucky Week 13, 2017
Hey, when you follow up a craptastic day of JV GAMBLOR with a beautiful 6-match unbeaten run (sullied only by a longshot moneyline bet…
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JV NFL Championship Saturday and Everton Sells Its Soul and Future
It’s with a heavy and angry heart that I write this. As I noted on NSNO.co.uk, the creatures that live under rocks have won. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2007
I hope everyone enjoyed the wonder that is football, the perfect escape from the foul clutches of family. On to the most Monday of…
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Our Final Full Lesser Footy Day of 2017 – Cherish It
Yes, our long winter of discontent beckons. Blech. We jump straight into the 10:00 window, there being no early match. Which kind of sucks. …
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Thanksgiving Hippo Thoughts (and Mini-JV Friday Preview)
Spending holiday time alone is fucking great. Even if the footy action is a wet fart in a paper bag that has seen better…