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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11
This week was indeed a Thing that Happened. First off, let’s congratulate Buffalo Bills first-year coach Sean McDermott, who benched Tyrod Taylor (perfectly decent…
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Mid-November Lesser Footy Letdown Day Thread
Blech, the Turkey Day schedule Gods are much kinder. At least one can wake up to the Premiership again, and to a classic North…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2017
CJ Cregg broke the glass ceiling this week! Plus other things!! Read on… From the very first hour, there was intrigue. One saw #ThePauls…
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Catholics v. Convicts – the Next Century! Lesser Footy Thread
Yes, my friends, it’s time to rekindle some hatred-based good times from our childhoods. Ain’t that always a hoot? No Euro-Lesser Footy, as they’s…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2017
This was a week for FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!! apparently, as we had fisticuffs of various intensity break out in three matches. Guess the time change…
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Bedlam! Lesser Footy Thread
Yes, it’s coming early this year, but Bedlam! nonetheless. First, the rolly-ball varietal. Stoke City and Leicester start us off (8:30, NBCSN), with the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2017
Welcome to The One Where Everyone Went On Bye. Except Vikes and #ThePauls, who went to London, with predictable results (Vikes broke away late…
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“Down With the Irish” Lesser Footy Open Thread
We shall get to the title sequence in a moment, suffice to say it represents a real statement moment for my wolven sort. First,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2017
There was a lot of bad football played yesterday (even if you don’t count fookin’ Everton). Wanna talk about it? Here it goes. There…
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Koeman Out! Lesser Footy Thread
With Thursday’s pathetic home loss to Lyon, Everton are essentially out of Europe after only half of their group ties played (their 1 point…
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