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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2017
Week 14 had snow angels. Huzzah. Without question, Humps at Bills was the Match of the Day, just for the optics. It was beautiful…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Lucky Week 13, 2017
Hey, when you follow up a craptastic day of JV GAMBLOR with a beautiful 6-match unbeaten run (sullied only by a longshot moneyline bet…
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JV NFL Championship Saturday and Everton Sells Its Soul and Future
It’s with a heavy and angry heart that I write this. As I noted on NSNO.co.uk, the creatures that live under rocks have won. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2007
I hope everyone enjoyed the wonder that is football, the perfect escape from the foul clutches of family. On to the most Monday of…
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Our Final Full Lesser Footy Day of 2017 – Cherish It
Yes, our long winter of discontent beckons. Blech. We jump straight into the 10:00 window, there being no early match. Which kind of sucks. …
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Thanksgiving Hippo Thoughts (and Mini-JV Friday Preview)
Spending holiday time alone is fucking great. Even if the footy action is a wet fart in a paper bag that has seen better…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11
This week was indeed a Thing that Happened. First off, let’s congratulate Buffalo Bills first-year coach Sean McDermott, who benched Tyrod Taylor (perfectly decent…
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Mid-November Lesser Footy Letdown Day Thread
Blech, the Turkey Day schedule Gods are much kinder. At least one can wake up to the Premiership again, and to a classic North…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2017
CJ Cregg broke the glass ceiling this week! Plus other things!! Read on… From the very first hour, there was intrigue. One saw #ThePauls…
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Catholics v. Convicts – the Next Century! Lesser Footy Thread
Yes, my friends, it’s time to rekindle some hatred-based good times from our childhoods. Ain’t that always a hoot? No Euro-Lesser Footy, as they’s…