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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2017
Welcome to The One Where Everyone Went On Bye. Except Vikes and #ThePauls, who went to London, with predictable results (Vikes broke away late…
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“Down With the Irish” Lesser Footy Open Thread
We shall get to the title sequence in a moment, suffice to say it represents a real statement moment for my wolven sort. First,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2017
There was a lot of bad football played yesterday (even if you don’t count fookin’ Everton). Wanna talk about it? Here it goes. There…
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Koeman Out! Lesser Footy Thread
With Thursday’s pathetic home loss to Lyon, Everton are essentially out of Europe after only half of their group ties played (their 1 point…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2017
Twas a wacky week, with lots of points, reversals of fortune, untimely deaths, and blown giant leads. Of course, the biggest news was the…
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Glorious, Bountiful Lesser Footy Weekend Thread
Welcome back to the full monty of Lesser Footy, no more international break silliness. HAHAHAHAHAHA, losing at home to Trinidad and Tobago, USMNT. Have…
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Donks at the 2017 Bye – Home Sweet Home
After 4 weeks, it’s really too early to draw any firm conclusions. That said, perhaps the Donks are just a hair better than I…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2017
Even for a sport that prides itself on unpredictability…that shit was weird, man. I am reminded vividly that I truly know abso-fucking-lutely nothing. The New…
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JV NFL Parties Alone – 7 October Open Thread
For the record, I am typing this here preview up before my maybe-not-quite-shitty wolves host Louisville Thursday night, and crash like Icarus and send…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2017
Well, that certainly was entropic, yes? Let’s recap. Cam Newton was ded. Until he wasn’t. As seemingly, the P*ts D is the magic elixir…