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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2017
Twas a wacky week, with lots of points, reversals of fortune, untimely deaths, and blown giant leads. Of course, the biggest news was the…
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Glorious, Bountiful Lesser Footy Weekend Thread
Welcome back to the full monty of Lesser Footy, no more international break silliness. HAHAHAHAHAHA, losing at home to Trinidad and Tobago, USMNT. Have…
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Donks at the 2017 Bye – Home Sweet Home
After 4 weeks, it’s really too early to draw any firm conclusions. That said, perhaps the Donks are just a hair better than I…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2017
Even for a sport that prides itself on unpredictability…that shit was weird, man. I am reminded vividly that I truly know abso-fucking-lutely nothing. The New…
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JV NFL Parties Alone – 7 October Open Thread
For the record, I am typing this here preview up before my maybe-not-quite-shitty wolves host Louisville Thursday night, and crash like Icarus and send…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2017
Well, that certainly was entropic, yes? Let’s recap. Cam Newton was ded. Until he wasn’t. As seemingly, the P*ts D is the magic elixir…
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“The Only Thing I Know Is That I Know Nothing” Lesser Footy Thread
Two days ago, I had beers with some bid-ness acquaintances of mine. On tap were several beers from the delightfully named “Evil Twin” Brewing…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Tres, 2017
Before we get to the bananas early slate, we dedicate our Monday morning industrial strength coffee to DonT, whose Los Titanicos absolutely shredded the…
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Onwards Towards Legitimate Autumn Lesser Footy
Summer 2017 is finally going away, thank God, and Lesser Footy wants to be a part of helping you forget. Won’t you please just…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2017
What Week One surprises will turn into bonafide trends? What will fall into the vapor as if they were mere pre-season fixtures, or mad…