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Lesser Saturday FOAR Lesser Footy
I hope you enjoyed last week’s hefty smorgasbord, but the pickings are way the fuck thinner this weekend, at least the Saturday portion. Onwards we go,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2017
The terribleness is at least mildly abated, as we have professional football once again. And the people said “amen.” Except for Bengals and Humps…
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Rejoice! Our First FULL Lesser Footy Day of 2017 Arrives
It’s a fine slate of action, too. The footy gods want you warmed up for the real shit come Sunday afternoon. SO CLOSE!! Start…
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JV NFL Returns FOAR Reals (2017 Edition)
Better safe than sorry – may have used this title before, and the old brain ain’t what it used to be in terms of…
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Two Mea Cuplas FOAR EPL Week Three (Also Trickle of JV NFL)
The first mea culpa is a good one. I was really against what I saw as an overly sentimental, at best pointless, at worst…
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Long Donks March Back To Relevance
This will serve as your 2017 Denver Broncos preview. Much has changed, whilst much has stayed the same. First and foremost, the unequivocally positive…
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Offseason Fantasy FOOTBAW! Roundtable and Saturday Open Thread
The following will comprise a conversation told by one ugly American and two upstanding Canadians (Maestro and Litre_Cola). No names have been changed to…
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July Is The Shittiest Month Open Thread
There are people who love summer. They are called tan extroverts. They can go fuck themselves with a rusty screwdriver. Summer is a humid,…
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Continued RIP
There is no lesser footy, talk amongst yourselves. I am not doing well with this, and celebrity deaths generally have zero effect on me.…
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A Glorious Lesser Footy Weekend FOAR Moms!
Well, for chav moms who support Chelsea anyway ,, smgdh. Yes, the title is decided, thanks to an 82nd minute goal by little used…