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JV NFL Parties Alone – 7 October Open Thread
For the record, I am typing this here preview up before my maybe-not-quite-shitty wolves host Louisville Thursday night, and crash like Icarus and send…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2017
Well, that certainly was entropic, yes? Let’s recap. Cam Newton was ded. Until he wasn’t. As seemingly, the P*ts D is the magic elixir…
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“The Only Thing I Know Is That I Know Nothing” Lesser Footy Thread
Two days ago, I had beers with some bid-ness acquaintances of mine. On tap were several beers from the delightfully named “Evil Twin” Brewing…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Tres, 2017
Before we get to the bananas early slate, we dedicate our Monday morning industrial strength coffee to DonT, whose Los Titanicos absolutely shredded the…
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Onwards Towards Legitimate Autumn Lesser Footy
Summer 2017 is finally going away, thank God, and Lesser Footy wants to be a part of helping you forget. Won’t you please just…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2017
What Week One surprises will turn into bonafide trends? What will fall into the vapor as if they were mere pre-season fixtures, or mad…
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Lesser Saturday FOAR Lesser Footy
I hope you enjoyed last week’s hefty smorgasbord, but the pickings are way the fuck thinner this weekend, at least the Saturday portion. Onwards we go,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2017
The terribleness is at least mildly abated, as we have professional football once again. And the people said “amen.” Except for Bengals and Humps…
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Rejoice! Our First FULL Lesser Footy Day of 2017 Arrives
It’s a fine slate of action, too. The footy gods want you warmed up for the real shit come Sunday afternoon. SO CLOSE!! Start…
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JV NFL Returns FOAR Reals (2017 Edition)
Better safe than sorry – may have used this title before, and the old brain ain’t what it used to be in terms of…