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Offseason Fantasy FOOTBAW! Roundtable and Saturday Open Thread
The following will comprise a conversation told by one ugly American and two upstanding Canadians (Maestro and Litre_Cola). No names have been changed to…
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July Is The Shittiest Month Open Thread
There are people who love summer. They are called tan extroverts. They can go fuck themselves with a rusty screwdriver. Summer is a humid,…
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Continued RIP
There is no lesser footy, talk amongst yourselves. I am not doing well with this, and celebrity deaths generally have zero effect on me.…
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A Glorious Lesser Footy Weekend FOAR Moms!
Well, for chav moms who support Chelsea anyway ,, smgdh. Yes, the title is decided, thanks to an 82nd minute goal by little used…
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Stumbling Towards the Finish
I keep looking for stories…something, FFS. But there’s nothing. Just Hull and Swans battling for the last life buoy. And the play on the…
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We Now Interrupt Your Draft FOAR Chelsea’s Last (Small) Chance To Lose…
That’s right, fuckers. 2/3 of CNBC/NBCSN’s Sunday triple-header are where it’s at this week. Everton and Romelu Lukaku will seek to avenge a dreadful…
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Lesser Footy – Are We Just Here Not to Get Fined?
With Leicester’s loss in the UCL quarterfinals (boy howdy, them was some shitty return legs), there is precious little left on the table to…
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Arise, Lesser Footy!
Welcome back for another weekend of…things. The Darkest Timeline offers no guarantees in terms of results, nor entertainment value. We start our weekend at…
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Lesser Footy – Saving Us From el Beisbol
At least FOAR a few weeks longer. Christ, I had forgotten what a drag it is when sport is dominated by nap-sport. Ah well,…
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Unwatchable Finale Game Thread
Don’t mind me, I shall gladly sleep and bask in the sweet 36-hour glow of the Small Bears occupying sole possession of last place*…