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Stumbling Towards the Finish
I keep looking for stories…something, FFS. But there’s nothing. Just Hull and Swans battling for the last life buoy. And the play on the…
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We Now Interrupt Your Draft FOAR Chelsea’s Last (Small) Chance To Lose…
That’s right, fuckers. 2/3 of CNBC/NBCSN’s Sunday triple-header are where it’s at this week. Everton and Romelu Lukaku will seek to avenge a dreadful…
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Lesser Footy – Are We Just Here Not to Get Fined?
With Leicester’s loss in the UCL quarterfinals (boy howdy, them was some shitty return legs), there is precious little left on the table to…
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Arise, Lesser Footy!
Welcome back for another weekend of…things. The Darkest Timeline offers no guarantees in terms of results, nor entertainment value. We start our weekend at…
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Lesser Footy – Saving Us From el Beisbol
At least FOAR a few weeks longer. Christ, I had forgotten what a drag it is when sport is dominated by nap-sport. Ah well,…
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Unwatchable Finale Game Thread
Don’t mind me, I shall gladly sleep and bask in the sweet 36-hour glow of the Small Bears occupying sole possession of last place*…
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“Three Interesting Sides and the F-ing Holes” Final Four Thread
Seriously, this was almost one of the more intriguing, non-evil final events of college hooping EVAR…if Kenfucky could have just guarded that annoying white…
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To Hell With International Breaks Especially Before Derby Day
Everton starts this weekend’s festivities with a visit to Anfield to take on the hated Redshite (7:30, NBCSN), a ground at which they have…
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Basketball Fatigue (But Still ELITE) Open Thread
Don’t know about you, but when I think ELITE HOOPS, I think Pacific Northwest (first two semifinalists) and SEC, Pawwwwwwwllllll (3 of today’s 4…
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2017 ELITE Saturday Madness!!
First off, congratulations to the Florida Gators and Bucky Badger for giving us our first truly epic game, where both teams fought like scalded…