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Commentist Beer Barrel: Skål!
Denmark got a big Olympic win today, overcoming France for the gold medal in handball. I thought about burying the lede on this, in…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: It’s A Trappist!
On spring break, in 2007, in a hidden-away bar in Brussels, there was a college junior, sitting with a group of new friends, listening…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: You Know Who I Like, Is That Pickle Stork
Pickles are a great, great food. On their own, they’re a fantastic low-calorie snack, sharp and bright and zesty and satisfying. They’re also a…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Cocktail Hour
If there’s any one trend in beer that I’ve been especially hesitant to adopt, it’s the beer cocktail. When I want a beer, I…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Coffeebeernerdness Reloaded
It’s another hot one. We’re slated for a high of 102 here in Austin, and as longtime readers of the Beer Barrel will know,…
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Commentist Beer Barrel and Open Thread: Singled Out
Two of my favorite beers of all time are Lone Pint Yellow Rose, and Independence Gold Deluxe, and they have one thing in common:…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Nice Melons
Well, guys, I made it. Thirty-one days without a drop of alcohol is a terrible, stupid thing that no one should do without a…