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Commentist Beer Barrel: Land of the Rising Suds

November 15, 2016

Hi kids! It’s your friendly neighborhood curate, Reverend Mayhem, subbing in for makeitsnow. He is currently…indisposed. So, let’s get right down to it. Today,…

This Little Piggy Went 8-8: Your Bills Bye Week Update

November 10, 2016

The Bills are 4-5 at the bye week. That’s your update. Normally, I would give a pseudo-humorous recap of the ups and down of…

Stephen King’s The Shanking

October 31, 2016

[INTERIOR, BILLS TEAM HEADQUARTERS] TERRY PEGULA: Thank you for coming in to interview for the caretaker position. As you know, we generally shut the…

CrimeBeat!: Death to the Mortals! Edition

October 27, 2016

Friends, Halloween is upon us. And to be frank, it’s perhaps the most depressing holiday on the calendar for the precise life-space-time coordinates I…

CrimeBeat!: Peter Pantsless Edition

October 20, 2016

So here we are. We are here. And that’s a shame, because on a bright, shiny Fall day we should not be indoors, chained…

CrimeBeat!: The White Album Edition

October 13, 2016

Hello and welcome back to CrimeBeat!, the internet’s only source for NFL crime-related news not beholden to donors, party politics or special interests. Brought…