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Saturday Morning of F1
Good morning! I’m your substitute teacher today. And lucky you, that means new course material! Today’s syllabus is F1 racing. The season kicked off…
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Sexy Friday – 20240308
TGIF! Hopefully you didn’t get Franchise Tagged this week and can negotiate a fair market value contract for the upcoming year! Survival – Personal…
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Sexy Friday – 20240301
TGIF! Everyone enjoy their day of leaping? Well, we’re on to March now! The Madness is just around the corner. Survival – Personal Edition…
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Sexy Friday – 20240223
TGIF! I, for one, agree with Strawberry Fields. Just get this over with. Also, that Chi**** is going to be wrong no matter what…
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Sexy Friday – 20240216
TGIF! So what are we to do with our Sundays now? Well, Sunday Gravy first thing in the morning, but no idea after that.…
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Sexy Friday – 20240209
TGIF! The Superb Owl await us. Onwards! Survival – Personal Edition Let’s say you’re driving a little eagerly and are about to roll your…
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Sexy Friday – 20240202
TGIF! I was going to do a Groundhog Day spoof and just reuse last week’s post with a new title and intro, but it’s…
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Sexy Friday – 20240126
TGIF! We have our Saturdays back! We also have only three (3) games remaining in the season. I’m sure they won’t be at all…
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Sexy Friday – 2024019
TGIF! Folks, we are on the doorstep of the greatest weekend of footy. Make sure you’re properly hydrated and rested. Survival – Personal Edition…
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Sexy Friday – 20240112
TGIF! Hope you all survived African American Monday and are ready for the playoff weekend. Make sure you have access to Peacock for tomorrow’s…