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Sexy Friday – 20250711
TGIF! Fuck Microsoft forever. Spent all day fixing an Exchange server that got fucked by an update that just randomly installed itself this morning.…
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Sexy Friday – 20250704
TGIF! Happy Independence Day! Try not to JPP yourself this evening. We need those fingers around so you can continue to type dick jokes…
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Sexy Friday – 20250627
TGIF! How is there no sports on TV tonight? Well, baseball, but come on. Guess I’ll just catch up on season 4 of Clarkson’s…
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Sexy Friday – 20250620
TGIF! The 10 year anniversary of [DFO] theme will continue with ten (10) sexy pictures below. But first, we need some word crafting. Word…
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Sexy Friday – 20250613
TGIF! Just woke up from a nap and only 30 minutes until publish time. Also, SAVE OUR SONICS! will tip off soon. Let’s get…
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Sexy Friday – 20250606
TGIF! The ice ball tournament is dropping its puck now. Get your helicopter and motorcycle warmed just in case. Sadly, there are no cupcake…
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Sunday Gravy with Mayo: Breakfast Burrito
Sexy Sunday is here! No wait, just swapping places with the greatest Yeah Right. He sexyed up Friday, so I’m here to mayo gravy…
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Sexy Friday – 20250523
TGIF! Three day weekend ahoy! Break out those grills and get those meats cooked then make sure to observe Memorial Day. Word Count Filler…
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Sexy Friday – 20250516
TGIF! I need a second nap already thanks to that “lunch” at the winery. Also, happy Leafs Elimination Day to all that celebrate! Word…
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Sexy Friday – 20250509
TGIF! Lots of rookie minicamps are starting today. So get ready for those reports of season ending injuries to start pouring in next week.…