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Your Triumvirate of Afternoon Tilts
Featuring the hellscape that is the NFC West! Let’s do it again. To The Games! Cards/Seahawks: One thing about Brissett, he knows which side…
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Welcome Back to Your Regularly Scheduled Football Games
Woo! That was a humdinger this morning, wasn’t she? (he writes at 8:20am EST) But there’s more where that’s from! Let’s dig in. To…
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We’re Off To Berlin!
This has the possibility of being a good game and there are plenty of fantasy-relevant fellas playing so who knows? Maybe it might be worthwhile getting…
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It’s Here! The Thursday Night Special
My most beloved Thursday Night Special was Molson Canadian on tap and 5 cent wings. God, such a long time ago! Speaking of, there’s…
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Cards! Cowboys! Taste the Excitement!
Just look at that neck! Anyway, let’s get rolling. Fallout: -You may not have noticed but 9 of the 11 tilts played yesterday were…
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Last One Up, Turn Off The Lights
To The Game! Seahawks/Commies: -Seattle’s got a one-trick pony that you must account for. Rook wr Tory Horton doesn’t get many targets per game…
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Let’s Do It Again
Only three games on the docket and there’s not much to choose from. To The Games! Jags/Raiders: Someone has to play in this spot…
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Your Sloppy First Slate
As promised, I’m completely hungover and this intro will be trash. The teams on bye are Browns, Jets, (excellent combo!) Eagles and Bucs. To…
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Your Halloween Eve NFL Football Game Thread
Will there be tons of shots of “oh-so-crazy” fans adorned in costumes in the stands? You bet your “Sexy Ref” outfit there’ll be! Flotsam…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Of course there’s a baseballing thing going on as well. And the Senators! Who could forget that the Sens are playing? [pretty much everyone…
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