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Your Monday Night “Where’s That Flex Sked Thingy?” Open Thread
I don’t watch my local news too much because it’s from a god-awful 75K-strong ‘city’ two hours away. I was watching today though and…
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Your Sunday Nighter Open Thread
Ari @ Phi: The Iggles are fighting for that “we’re just barely better than you” title that is the NFC East championship. Arizona? They’ve got…
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Your Week 15 Early Slate Open Thread
Chi @ Min: Cutler really likes WR Jeffrey-the latter is targeted 35% of the time on pass plays. The problem today is that Alshon…
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Your First Of Many (Two?) Saturday Night NFL Games Open Thread
No see, it’s Thursday Night Football disguised as Other Night Football. It’s more special that way. Do you feel the specialness that’s being imposed…
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Your Friday Night Open Thread
[looks at past work week in rear view mirror] So glad that’s behind me. Friday night feels like all kinds of Bloody Mary, Pinot,…
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Your Thursday Night Bucs/Rams Let’s Just Hang Out Thread
TB @ StL: Wow-it’s come to this. I can’t think of a single person that would be interested in this game. Okay, maybe one booze-soaked…
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Your Wednesday Night Open Thread
I’m watching Anatomy Of A Murder. Jimmy Stewart is a proto-Stanislavskian beast wandering around a bunch of cardboard cut-out actors. The references to Thunder…
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Your Tuesday Soir Open Thread
In order to fix a mess of my own making I drove pretty much non-stop for twelve hours today. Back in the day I…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
NYG @ Mia: Having lost 4 of their last 5 the Giants are sending notice to the rest of the NFC East that as…
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Your “We Are All Fans Of Watt Taking Out Brady” Sunday Night Open Thread
NE @ Hou: The Gronk is listed as Questionable. The player most statistically invested in him playing is not Gronk, it’s Br*dy. Mike Sando…