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Your Cornucopia Of Late Games Open Thread
Oh wait. It’s just two freaking games. Nevermind. Oak @ Den: Oakland is progressing just fine right now but it seems to be Denver’s time…
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Your Early Game Slate Open Thread
Eleven freaking games now and only two at the late afternoon spot? [sighs] Buf @ Phi: The Bills have played five games this year…
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Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread
Min @ Ari: Everything points to this game going the Cards way, doesn’t it? Some fantasy advice I came across on one site stated,…
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Your Wednesday/Hump Day Open Thread
The sports just keeps coming and coming. And we’re not even into Bowl games yet. My gambling buddy keeps betting against the Warriors and…
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Your Tuesday Night Open Thread
Johnny “Hasn’t Screwed Up In 7+ Days, Let’s Give Him A Chance” Manziel gets the start against the Niners! There’s your footed-ball news. Tonight…
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AP’s “More NFC East Action Than You Can Shake A Stick At!” Open Thread
Dal @ Was: Thursday and Sunday featured wondrous Hail Mary’s, brain-shattering upsets, fingernail-biting excitement, win-streak-extending blow-outs, a clearly inferior team beating the Giants in overtime…
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I Drank It So That You Don’t Have To-Evan Williams Egg Nog
I was at my local LCBO this weekend picking up my numerous alcohol buddies when I spied a humble, self-effacing seasonal liquor display. It…
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Your Sunday Night Open Thread
Ind @ Pit: Is there anyone that didn’t think that The Ben wouldn’t just shake off a concussion? Sure he’ll be an absolute wreck…
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Your Late Afternoon Games Open Thread
Den @ SD: QB Osweiler has won his first two starts (tries to beat pundits to the punch) thanks to the extraordinary coaching he’s getting…
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Your Early Games Open Thread
NYJ @ NYG: I like to think of this game as The Fetid Abominations versus All That Is Beautiful. The home team today are…