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Your NFC North “Race To The Middle” Open Thread
On a super lousy shitty type day there was some quality distractification going on in last night’s open thread. My thanks to all those…
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Your Hump Day Open Thread
At this point it’s just a matter of where it’s going to happen next, right? I’m shocked, then not shocked and then resigned that…
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Your Tuesday Night Open Thread
There’s so much sports thingies going on! College ball has Virginny, The OSU, Mich, NCST, KU, ISU, UNC and MD. NBA-wise CLE is playing.…
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Your “It’s Come To This” AFC North Debacle Open Thread
Bal @ Cle: 34% of the Ravens salary is on either the IR or PUP list. These folks include Flacco, Forsett, Smith Sr., Suggs, Perriman…
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I Watched It So That You Don’t Have To-Christmas Lodge*
/I must come clean. I saw the 2 hour run-time on this and said, “Gah”. I tuned in about half an hour in. I…
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Your Sunday Night “What Might Have Been” Open Thread
NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!
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Your Sarcasm-Heavy “So Many Games To Watch!” 4 O’Clock Slate Open Thread
Two frickin’ games? Two? For the whole goddamn country? Why not throw the Minny/Atlanta game into this slot? What about Fins/Jets? But noooooooooooo. Two…
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Your Sunday Afternoon Early Slate Open Thread
Oak @ Ten: After 7 weeks the Raiders were 4-3, had a dynamic, explosive offense and were forcing folks to modify their hot takes…
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Your Second Thanksgiving Game Open Thread
Well that was fun, wasn’t it? Food and booze were consumed, no? Yes. I hear the Booze Gods calling my name as I type.…
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Your Thanksgiving Game, Part 1 Open Thread
As I sit here at my Canada-centric desk, high in my ivory tower looking over the sweaty masses I wonder to myself, “Stomach flu?”,…