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Your Thanksgiving Eve Open Thread
Thar be some quality college/NBA and hockey games on tonight starring UConn, Duke, the Cavaliers, the Penguins, the Blackhawks and etc. But tonight I’m…
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Your Tuesday Night Open Thread
LSU/NC St., Cincy, Vandy, Oklahoma, Maryland, Kentucky, U*NC, Golden State, Dallas/Ottawa, Kansas. Manziel demoted to third string (guess who’s winning the power struggle in…
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Your Monday Night AFC East Disemboweling Open Thread
Let’s not regard this game tonight as the end of week whateveritis but see it for what it could be. This, this my friends is…
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Your Sunday Night Fight Open Thread
Cin @ Ari: Despite what your brain might tell you, you’re looking at two of the best QB’s in the league right here. Cincy…
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Your Late Afternoon Football-Related Open Thread
KC @ SD: The Chefs have won 3 straight? [checks sked] Yup. No turnovers during that stretch either. ESPN has them winning out the rest…
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Your Early Afternoon Slate Open Thread
Oak @ Det: The Raiders have given up more than 400 yards rushing their last two games. They have a chance to get things…
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I Watched It So That You Don’t Have To-One Starry Christmas
Holly (Sarah Carter) is a recently-graduated astronomy gal and her long-time boyfriend is an ambitious (is there any other kind?) corporate lawyer. He needs…
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Your Titans/Jags Thursday Night Open Thread
A far less cynical commenter than I pointed out to me that this game isn’t exactly “eye poison”. Let’s take a look at this…
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Your “It’s Tuesday And Sports Games Are On!” Open Thread
I think the NFL (and personally speaking, the Giants) have done enough damage to our sporting psyches these last few days that maybe perhaps…
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Your “At Least It’s Not Titans/Jags On Thursday” Monday Night Thread
Hou @ Cin: Coach O’Brien of the Texans admitted to his team that benching Hoyer after the first game of the season was a…
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