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Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread
Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have…
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It’s 4 O’clock-Do You Know Where Your Open Thread Is? Thread
Min @ Oak: As Cyrus once said in The Warriors, “Can you Diggs it?” When Stefon is not at some esoteric club he’s tearing…
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Your “Week Ten Already?” Early Slate of Games Thread
Det @ GB: Detroit hasn’t won a game in Cheese Country since 1991-that’s 23 straight times the Lions have hitch-hiked back home with a sour…
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Speaking of College Basketball-Your Smooth Segueing-est Open Thread
It’s here! It’s here! Yes, the recruiters work is all done and it’s time to play ball. Of course many lambs will be led…
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Your Thursday Night AFC East Defensive Tussle Open Thread
Flannel pyjamas on? Check. Beer cracked open? Check. Scotch poured? Check. Snacks at the ready? Check. Willful forgetting of workday? Check. Fantasy lineups checked?…
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I Watched It So That You Don’t Have To-Christmas Song
So there are these two new music teachers at a mixed private school. They’re both single [pokes invisible friend in ribs] but she’s got…
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Your Monday Night Inter-Conference Battle Between Two 2 Win Teams Open Thread
It’s not very often that a Canuck politician gets some positive media spittle beyond the 49th parallel but it happened last week when Prime…
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Your Sunday Night NFC East Nail-Biter Open Thread
Phi @ Dal: Philly is trying to catch the Giants and Dallas is trying to catch the Slurs and folks at NFL head office…
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Your Late Afternoon Slate O’ Games Open Thread
NYG @ TB: JPP’s Back! will not be talked about nearly as much as his missing digits. If he can do something/anything to help…
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Your Early Slate Open Thread
We’re more than half way through the regular season. I’ve had a great time so far-oh, if my bottles of scotch could talk…they probably…