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Your AFC North-Centric Thursday Night “Showdown” Open Thread
[manages to briefly tear himself away from “The Case For Christmas” starring Dean Cain as a lawyer defending Santa Claus/ignoring the good woman who…
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I watched it so that you don’t have to-Mistletoe Over Manhattan
The Canuck version of Bravo imposed upon me this feel-good Christmas movie this evening. This damn ambitious wife hires Mrs. Claus (who knows for…
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Your Monday Night Open Thread
I read something on ESPN today that really pissed me off. I’m not the sort to call out pro athletes but this really got…
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Your “Battle Of The Not-Losers” Sunday Night Thread
GB @ Den: This is the sort of prime time game that we all want to see. Let’s do this!
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Your One O’Clock Slate Open Thread
TB @ Atl: Winston has 9 TD’s and 7 Int’s-lousy, huh? His opposite today, Ryan has a sparkling 9 TD’s and 6 Int’s (also…
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Your “Fall-back Into Sunday Morning Football” Open Thread
Here we are again, not-salivating at the thought of another quadruple-header. Ah, who am I kidding-I’ll watch the shit out of this as I…
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Your NYJ/Oak, Sea/Dal Open Thread
Another two only games at four p.m. Embrace your freedom of choice, America. NYJ @ Oak: At 4-2 and 3-3 respectively, the Jets and Raiders…
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It’s Your “Hope She’s Not A Blow-Out” Fins/Pats Thread
Mia @ NE: Hope. I remember when I felt that. It was quite a long time ago but then a marriage and kids came along…
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It’s Your Monday Nighter Open Thread!
I don’t know how we did it. We watched a quadruple-header yesterday and there are no urine stains on the sofa. Not only that,…
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It’s Finally Here-Your Sunday Night Thread
Phi @ Car: This game looks like a keeper, don’t it? I see two solid D’s taking on patchwork O’s that get results. I can’t…
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