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It’s Your Oak/SD, Dal/NYG Slim Pickin’s Thread
So this is how we’re punished for waking up squirrelly to watch lousy (yet entertaining) football played on a different continent? Fine. Oak @…
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It’s One O’Clock-Do You Know Where Your Games Are? Thread.
Atl @ Ten: Looks like Jason McCourty will be the latest CB to bathe in the awesomeness that is Julio. This six point thread seems…
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Your Thursday Night Winner-Takes-Nothing Open Thread
[waves beige flag] Up here in The Canada we’re three days into Justin Trudeau’s Reign Of Liberal Terror. Not much has changed. Oh wait,…
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Your Faux-Existential Monday Night Thread
Everywhere you turn around these days it seems like things are going to shit. Whether it’s be-headings abroad or mass shootings here or government…
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Your “Coke Is Poison!” Sunday Night Thread
NE @ Ind: [swallows bile and pride] I have to give the guy credit for saying what everyone knows and what never gets said…
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Your Late Afternoon Thread
Car @ Sea: I doubt very much that Graham will get going finally against a Panthers D that have allowed only 1 TD and…
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Your Early Slate Open Thread
Was @ NYJ: This game features two above average D’s that get it done differently. The Slurs blitz a league-low 11% of the time…
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Your All-Devonta Thursday Night Football Game Open Thread
The Hipp was kind enough to post a JV thread which alludes to the fact that, though we love/hate the NFL ball, we don’t…
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Your Not-The-Football-But-Plenty-Of-Other-Stuff Open Thread
By “plenty of other stuff” I was referring to “Grandfathered”. I haven’t caught it yet but I’m going to try it for at least…
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