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Your Very First Monday Afternoon Open Thread
What’s on your mind? Me? Jackson Browne’s “Running On Empty” has been on my brain for the last two weeks. I sure as hell…
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Your Late Nighter “Game For The Ages” Open Thread
It might be a game for the aged-‘s’ and ‘d’ are so close to each other. SF @ NYG: Staley and TE Davis are…
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Your Late Game Open Thread
Ari @ Det: The Cards have the 2nd most picks as of Wk. 5. Peterson, a CB that has only given up 85 yards…
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Your Early Games Slate
Excuse the mess around these parts. A hellacious, take-no-prisoners Canadian slap fight took place here yesterday. I see certain commenters in a whole new…
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This Just In-America Better Than Canada In Something (Thanksgiving)
I’m a “somewhat proud” Canadian. I don’t think we’re the greatest country in the world (as though that could ever really be measured) because…
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AFC South Fever-Catch It! Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread
Indy @ Hou: Arian is coming back to full strength against the right team-versus the Colts he averages a TD per game, 120 rush yards…
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Your Monday Nighter Open Thread
Det @ Sea: The Rams upset of the Cards yesterday makes it imperative for the ‘Hawks to grab this one. (And I thought the NFC…
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The Final Phase-Your Sunday Nighter Thread
“Late in the evening the American Football Fan, awash in a sea of carbohydrates and intoxicants, settles down for the evening. Its energy is…
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Phase Three-The Late Afternoon Slate
“There are three types of American Football Fans-the extrovert, the introvert and the pervert. You can find the pervert outside any local school yard,…
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Phase Two-Your Early Afternoon Game Thread
“Having relieved itself, the American Football Fan then proceeds to its kitchen. Despite having gorged itself the previous evening on the wings and legs…