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Your Bacon And Egger Early Morning Game Post
[in the voice of Sir David Attenborough, noted documentarian] “Here we see the common North American football fan in its lair. Sprawled amongst the…
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Your “Pants On the Floor Or There’s The Door” Thursday Night Open Thread
Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s…
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Power Rankings of the 0-3 Teams
1. The Chicago Bears- These guys are number one with a Bulleit ’cause they need something to drink Right Now. Cutler’s selfless work had…
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Your Monday, Not At All Funday Open Thread
Your job sucks, the apartment/house is a mess but you don’t feel like cleaning , the kids/dog/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend is/are howling at you-you need some peace,…
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Your Sunday Nighter Open Thread
[in a slurred voice] “How ’bout one more? Oh no, I couldn’t-I have to go to work tomorrow. C’mon, just one for the road.…
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Your Late Game Open Thread
[finishes off Bechamel Sauce smoothie] Man that was good! Just like the early games, amirite? But wait! There’s more… SF @ Ari: Arizona has…
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Your Early Slate O’ Games Open Thread
Let’s do some games… Atl @ Dal: Cowboys QB play should be wince-ertaining. Wouldn’t it be great if Dez threw a tantrum while watching…
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Dogs Is So Stupid!
My girl snapped her chain in her excitement at seeing me arrive at home earlier today. There’s nothing like the enthusiasm of a dog,…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
[peeks out from under the covers] Has it started yet? No? Who said I was scared? I’m not scared. Maybe it’s YOU that’s scared.…
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Power Rankings of the 0-2 Teams
1. Detroit Lions: These cats are all purr and no hiss. Megatron had two targets in the first game. Two! Is that how you…