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A Day Time Open Thread? A Day Time Open Thread
I hope that in the future the words ‘ironic’ and ‘erotic’ become synonyms. I’d always assumed that the movie One Million Years BC was…
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Your Very Last Monday Nighter Open Thread
Cin @ Den: What to make of Denver? They’re the first team in a few years to not score any points at all in the…
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Your Week 16 Sunday Nighter Open Thread
NYG @ Min: According to one Giants fan site, D coordinator Steve Spagwhatever is still stewing about the loss to the Panthers. Buddy, you’ve…
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Your Not Too Bad Looking Late Afternoon Slate Open Thread
Jax @ NO: If you’re a fan of invisible D’s have I got a game for you. Both of these teams have racked up a…
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Your Next To Last Full Blown Early Afternoon Slate Open Thead
Car @ Atl: With RB Stewart out Artis-Payne gets another go as starter against a Falcons team that rumour has it, is quite pumped…
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Your “What Night Is It Anyway?” NFC East Fiasco Open Thread
Was @ Phi: Over their last eight games the Eagles are doing the lousiness on D to an extent that is only surpassed by…
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Your Christmas Evening Open Thread
Hey fellow fellas! (the girls are fellas too) I’m guessing you’re doing a fair amount of relaxing today? Perhaps you’re entertaining/running around to visit?…
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Your Thursday Night West Coasty NFL Open Thread
SD @ Oak: Did you know that this is the last game that Charles Woodson will ever play in Oakland? Aside from winning the Heisman in…
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Your Christmas Eve Eve Open Thread
Don’t know about you carbon-based erg units but things started winding down at my work spot yesterday afternoon. Today the normal 8-9 hour cycle…
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Your “It’s Beginning To Stink A Lot Like Christmas” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Sports-wise, don’t you just love this time of year? You said “no!”. Really? Are you on (more) drugs (than usual)? Let’s flash forward to…
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