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Your Playoff Prelude-What’s On Before The Game? Open Thread
For those of you not bothering to be productive before 4:20 (420!) let’s go over the offerings, shall we? Man U/Sheffield: What happens here…
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Your Friday Night Open Thread
Are you smelling it? No, not the Hippo fart, It’s something even more intoxicating! The playoffs are so close. I’m genuinely hyped for this. On…
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Your “I Can See Light At The End Of The Tunnel” Thursday Night Open Thread
That first full work week of January is a beast. After the slow wind-down of the holidays one gets to slump into work knowing…
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Your HumpDayDon’tVoteTrumpDay Wednesday Open Thread
Subtle, huh? The NBA tells me that Mia, Cle, SA and LAC are playing-but not against each other. I say expand the basketball court…
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Your Totally Racist Banner Pic Tuesday Night Open Thread
[runs into the room breathless] I completely forgot I was on the hook for this thing! In Yee Olde NBA Atl, Chi and GS…
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Your Football-less Monday Night Open Thread
It seems like just a few months ago that I was typing “Caloo Calay!” at the prospect of watching me some football on a…
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Your Sunday Night Open Thread
Min @ GB: Well! That was an interesting day right up until the booze made a guy go to SleepyTown. Both these teams are…
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Your Happy Scrappy 4PM Slate Open Thread
TB @ Car: And lo! What have we here? Another game that means nada. Looking at the Panthers over the last couple of games you…
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Your Last Full Slate Sunday Open Thread
It’s a divisiongameapalooza! I won’t be bothering to go thru all the myriad playoff what-if’s. I’ll leave that to the many, many announcers that…
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Your New Year’s Eve Open Thread
/arrives home today at 3pm Son: All done work, dad? Me: No. I’ve got to make a few phone calls and then put something…
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