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Your “Oh Look, Another Blowout” AFC Semi-Final Open Thread
Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting…
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Your “City of Charlotte Shuts Down For The Game And Nobody Notices” Open Thread
After watching Arizony blurp their way to victory yesterday I’m saying that the winner of this game is the NFC champ. It looks like…
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Your “Run, Olivia Munn-It’s A Trap!” NFC Division Semi-Final Open Thread
Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having…
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Your [gets down on knees] “Please Chiefs, Just This Once!” Playoff Game Open Thread
Reporter: “The stakes are pretty high here, aren’t they?” Coach Reid: [rolls eyes] “Of course they are-three quarters of an inch at the very…
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Your Thursday Night Open Post
So we’re 14 days into 2016 and I have an uncomfortable question to ask…how are your New Year’s resolutions coming along? First things first,…
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Your Wednesday Night Open Thread
It is a crazy thin night watchable pro-sports-wise. The NBA is throwing OKC and GS up against the wall. The NHL has countered with…
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Your “Only 17 Lousy Games Left” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Well, college of football is all done. And we’re entering the home stretch of the NFL season. According to a gluten-free flan chart I…
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Your “This Game’s Gonna Be Great!…Hopefully” Wild Card Tilt Open Thread
GB @ Was: The weather in Washington, UK is 41 degrees but it feels like 34. However I don’t think that it’s going to…
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Your “I Wish Coughlin Was Coaching One Of These Teams” Wild Card Game Open Thread
csb/ When I was at university I would go back home for holidays, spring break and the summer and sling milk for my dad…
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It’s Here! It’s Here! Your Very First DFO Playoff Game Open Thread
A cynic (myself) might say that this game doesn’t look very good but we’re in “PLAYOFF MODE” now. LOSER GOES HOME…JUST LIKE THE WINNER!…