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Your “Schadenfreude2.0? SHADENFREUDE2.0!” Monday Night Open Thread
As our banner notes, there was some serious boner stuff going on after the Pats lost because the league hates them/Manning needs another ring/our…
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Your “Oh. You’re Done Already?” Quickie Saturday Afternoon Open Thread
You don’t think we got sports and stuff to talk about? You’re wrong. You’re so wrong. Stuttgart/Hamburg SV is on tap. It don’t get…
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Your “Let’s Week To The Drinkend!” Friday Night Open Thread
We did it. Again. Another five weekdays dead and gone. TO THE INTOXICANTS! I’ll be in my cups soon, I promise you. Games-wise we…
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Your “It’s Thursday. That Means Tomorrow Is Friday, Right?” Open Thread
Yet another week that can’t end fast enough. JUST GET IT OVER WITH, GREGORIAN CALENDAR. All the lousy players in the NHL are taking…
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Your “Slouching Towards The Pro Bowl” Wednesday Open Thread
Wandering around the dial, (the ‘dial’?) I see that Red Dawn is on AMC at 8 pm EST. The original. Speaking of Swayze, can…
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Your “Quit With The Jibber-Jabbering” Tuesday Night Open Thread
I didn’t want to do this but sometimes you must stick your neck out and say what needs to be said. (by the by,…
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Your “Today Is Better Because Pats Sunday” Open Thread
I woke up this morning and for some reason there was a “giddy-up” in my step. Huh. The two over-easy eggs that I made…
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Your “One Of These Teams Has To Not-Win? NUTCAKES!” NFC Championship Open Thread
I like both these teams. Both will perform very well in the last game of the year against either AFC champion. (What? Did you…
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Your “OY! WHO’S UP FOR A HATE-WATCH, THEN?” AFC Championship Open Thread
Why must I be a football fan? It’s not a particularly pleasant hobby to have during this run of Pats dominance. I think this…
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Your “CAN’T YOU DO THIS ONE SIMPLE THING?” Friday Night Open Thread
David Blatt has been fired. Who is he? Damned if I know. I think it has something to do with the NBA so it…
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