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Your Quick And Easy Thursday Night Open Thread
It’s frickin’ cold in this neck of the woods, let me tell you. It’ll be -20 Fair-Un-Height tonight and I’m already bundled up. Quickly,…
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Your “I Can’t STAND That Guy/Woman!” Open Thread
Co-workers. Ya gotta love ’em/knock ’em out with a shovel and bury them alive, amirite? Sure I’ve had several awesome ones. As a matter…
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Your Tuesday Night Open Thread
[watching Logan’s Run on TCM] You know which old sci-fi movie would have made a great porno? Logan’s Run. Michael York was a looker…
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Your Earlier Than Usual Monday Open Thread (because I’m so hung over)
Gotta admit to you folks-I thought I was past hangovers. That’s not the case. Wooooo? Obviously hair of the dog has been engaged and…
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Your “Finally!” And “It’s All Over After This?!” Super Bowl Open Thread
Well, somehow we made it. I’m so glad that we didn’t have to turn the car around due to bad behavior. Does everyone know…
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Your “Hey, What Are Y’all Up To Today?” Sunday Afternoon Open Thread
Are you shivering with antici……..PATION? (borrowed from Tim Curry) I’m sure you are. But there are things to do before then, n’cest pas? Perhaps you’d…
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Your “Come, Let Us Celebrate Super Bowl Eve Eve” Friday Night Open Thread
Your Pathetic SBL Update- -Thomas Davis, he of the broken forearm, told the press remoras that he was lost for words with respect to…
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Your “Look At You Roger! No Player (that we know of) Sullied Your Precious Game Today” Open Thread
The Roger must be working overtime babysitting all these fellas that are trouble-waiting-to-happen incarnate. I can’t see any other explanation for why the game…
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Your “SUPER HUMP DAY!” Wednesday Open Thread
In Super Bowl news, Broncs Safety Ryan Murphy (practice squad) has never heard of Eugene Robinson. Yeah that Eugene Robinson. Murphy was stung by a…
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Your “It’s Finally Starting To Feel As Though A Football Game Will Be Played Soon” Open Thread
We’re all of us now at the end of the second day of “Super Bowl Week”. Things are starting to come together. It’s been…
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