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Your “Ceausescu/Hoxha-WHO YA GOT?!” Soccer Open Thread
I know nothing about these teams-let’s just get that out there. But I do love me the soccer/football. It’s so damn hot up in…
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Your “My Dinero is on Belgique” Early Morning Open Thread
Do you like watching the Euros? You do? We have something in common, you and I. So plop yerself down, enjoy the match and…
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Your “I Hope We Don’t Alienate All Our Paraguayan Commenters” Copa Match/Open Thread
This one’s a winner-take-all sort of affair. As a wise man once said, “He holds it, holds it, HOLDS IT!” HAVE AT IT SOCCER/FOOTBALL…
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Your “It’s Tuesday. Whoop-De-Facking-Do!” Tuesday Night Open Thread
“Fury” isn’t that good a movie. I have some Canadian “Premium” channels so I’ve been able to watch the last 45 minutes and then…
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Your “These Pyjamas Aren’t Going To Wear Themselves All Damn Day” Sunday Open Thread
I very much enjoyed Yeah Right’s treatise on how to deal with a certain demographic subgroup of scalliwags and ne’er do-wells. I must say…
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Your Not So Super Tuesday Open Thread
As a Canucker on the outside looking in, I Bart Scott* for next Tuesday. All you brilliant folks are going to really bring it-I…
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Your Lazy-Assed Saturday Afternoon Open Thread
There’s so much tube happening today! Screw your obligations/friends/chores/duties/work. If that’s too much fornicating for you, just check in here as you feel and…
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Your “Jared Allen Has Much More Time To Kill Animals Now” Thursday Night Open Thread
Before there was a self-aggrandizing, sack-accumulating attention monkey by the name of JJ Watt there was a guy by the name of Jared Allen.…
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Your Westminister Dog Show, Day 2 And Other Treats Open Thread
Step right up and see the best of the best Sporty type dogs, Workers (how’d they get time off?), Terriers (my least favourite-you guessed…
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Your “Thank God It’s” Friday Night Open Thread
Huzzah! It’s our first not-football weekend. Perhaps ‘huzzah’ isn’t the word that’s appropriate here. Perhaps we should do something about this circumstance. Maybe we…