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Your “I Want Football And Boobs-Not Necessarily In That Order” Friday Night Open Thread
Aren’t breasts of all kinds completely amazing in every way? Let me tell you about my latest experience that occurred just hours ago. I…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Somewhere in China, an orphaned baby girl is smiling for no reason that she can determine. No, it’s not because “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”…
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Your “Still High On De Grasse” Olympics Open Thread
That’s some garbage newspaper-level punning right there! There’s a ton of fantastic sports action going on right now for a guy that may have…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
My tv preview thingy tells me that this game is being shown on The NFL Network. This is the game that was chosen to…
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Your “There’s Too Much Going On Sports-Wise To Not Have An Open Thread” Open Thread
The Olympics are blessing us with Synchronized Swimming, Tennis, Equestrian, Boxing, Golf, Basketball, The 100 Metres, (328.084 feet for the Americans out there) Shooting,…
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Your “It’s A Dreary Saturday-What Else Are Your Gonna Do?” NFL Football Open Thread
We’ve got a small slate of four games to gorge on today. I’ll just go over some of the draft picks that you may…
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Your “I Will Love This Lousy Football Out Of Spite!” Friday Night Football Open Thread
Dear Diary: It’s been a bit hard summoning enthusiasm for these pre-season affairs. Don’t get me wrong-I love football but the second half of…
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Your “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!-The Redux” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Although his powers of evil are completely capable of making it happen, not even RGshithead (that’s Roger Goodell) would cancel six games. Right? (my…
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Your “This is not a drill! I repeat! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!” Hall of Fame Game Open Thread
[continues to wonder if pouring those female gymnasts into those absurdly tight outfits constitutes some form of child abuse] Oh hey there! And so…
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Your “It’s 451 Degrees Fahrenheit* Up In Here!” Saturday Afternoon/Evening Open Thread
*this is a Ray Bradbury approved post