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Your “WHAT TIME IS IT?!?!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
YEEEAAAHHHHH BOOOYYYEEEEE! I AM SO FREAKIN’ PUMPED FOR THIS GAME! (it’s midnight somewhere, right?) And I don’t even have a dog in this fight.…
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The Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview Brought To You By Their Biggest Fan
WHOOOO!!! How you doin’ out there folks? I’m doing mighty fine because my Jagsters are going all the way this year! They’ve been lying…
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Your Very Last (For Quite Some Time) Non-NFL Related Sunday Open Thread
Can the football just happen already? No? Guh! I’ll go off on a different tangent. Okay. I’ll say it. You guys are great. I’m…
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Your “Finally! The Damn Exhibition Season Is About To Come To An End!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Judging by the response folks around here had of the game last night, this Week 4 slate is not football fan-friendly at all. No…
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Your Lazy-Ass Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Chargers/Vikes-I just get the irrational feeling that San Diego should do better than the 4-12 mark (victories over the likes of the Lions, Browns,…
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Your “Chiefs/Bears Fans Can Go **** Themselves-I Had Chores To Do!” Saturday Football Open Thread
I kid, I kid. I’m posting later than I should because of kids. No details are required for any reader that has one or more.…
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Your Sexy Monkey, Gif-Crazy, Preseason Football And Other Assorted Shenanigans Open Thread
What a week, huh? So many highs and lows. And the in-betweens! [nudges non-existent buddy with elbow] Don’t get me started! I’m thinking that…
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Your “The Starters Are Playing For The First Half? [faints]” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Yes, it’s the beginning of the vaunted third week of the preseason, when the players that we love/hate play for a wee bit. That…
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Your “Season-Ending Injury-Free/Tom Coughlin Walks Into The Sunset And A Lot Of Glass Doors” New York Giants Season Preview
Before we start with the latest incarnation of the Giants we should all pour out a bag of oats for the old gray mare…
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Your Football-Centric, But Really, Just Have At It Saturday Afternoon/Evening Open Thread
Well, well, well. It would seem that we have a half-decent slate of games to nibble on before the usual Sunday feast. [time passes,…
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