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Power Rankings of the Best of the Worst of the 0-2 Teams
There are plenty of ways to lose. There are macro reasons (meddlesome ownership) and micro (lousy use of timeouts, injuries). Let’s explore the eight…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
/Inside DFO Headquarters Monday Morning Me: Guys, I’m at a loss here. The Bears and Eagles played just last night and now they’re playing again…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[is floating on a metaphorical cloud because the Giants didn’t blow a close one] Hey! What? How are you doing? [shakes cobwebs from head]…
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Your Sunday Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Sea/LA-Pity the poor Rams. (but not their ownership or coach) They were blasted by the Niners on Monday night and now come back “home”…
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Your Early Afternoon Slate Of NFL Games Open Thread
You read that? You can’t talk about anything but football. Football, football, football. I kid of course-open up about anything you like. Just be…
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Your AFC East Colour Rushing Barfganza Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I guess every team deserves a shot at the national spotlight at some point in the year, if only to remind the average fan…
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Your Monday Night Football Double-Header Open Thread
[feels a bit icky making a baseball-related reference] Damn, I like this 7:10 (eastern) starting time. Sometimes my extraordinarily strict post-work beer, scotch, cider,…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football “Piece Of Resistance” Open Thread
Don’t know why I bother to teach French to you guys but, oh well. Pats/Cards-Both Brady and Gronk are out of this one so…
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Your Late Afternoon Trifecta Of NFL Games
Mia/Sea-Arian Foster has looked fantastic in pre-season for the Dolphs but the Seahawks will be interlocking their arms for peace? justice? hope? I don’t…
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Your Early Afternoon NFL Football Slate
Shall we do this? Let’s! Pack/Jax-Rb Ivory is listed as questionable but the injury is minor. (I just learned that the league did away…