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Your “Insert British Colloquialism Here” Colts/Jags Early Morning Football Open Thread
Hear ye, hear ye, I don’t have any Sunday morning errands/chores to do because football starts so early! Of course the down side of…
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Your Wretched Excuse For A Primetime Game Thursday Night Open Thread
If nothing else this has fantasy implications and we get to see what is on each other’s mind. Hell, tomorraw be the end of…
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Your “Sunday of The Troubles” NFL Open Thread
Kudos to all you folks that have stuck it out through “The Troubles”. Your patience will be rewarded with the issuance of bottles of…
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Power Rankings of the Best of the Worst of the 0-2 Teams
There are plenty of ways to lose. There are macro reasons (meddlesome ownership) and micro (lousy use of timeouts, injuries). Let’s explore the eight…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
/Inside DFO Headquarters Monday Morning Me: Guys, I’m at a loss here. The Bears and Eagles played just last night and now they’re playing again…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[is floating on a metaphorical cloud because the Giants didn’t blow a close one] Hey! What? How are you doing? [shakes cobwebs from head]…
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Your Sunday Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Sea/LA-Pity the poor Rams. (but not their ownership or coach) They were blasted by the Niners on Monday night and now come back “home”…
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Your Early Afternoon Slate Of NFL Games Open Thread
You read that? You can’t talk about anything but football. Football, football, football. I kid of course-open up about anything you like. Just be…
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Your AFC East Colour Rushing Barfganza Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I guess every team deserves a shot at the national spotlight at some point in the year, if only to remind the average fan…
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Your Monday Night Football Double-Header Open Thread
[feels a bit icky making a baseball-related reference] Damn, I like this 7:10 (eastern) starting time. Sometimes my extraordinarily strict post-work beer, scotch, cider,…