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Your [holds out arm] “Dammit! Give Me My Fix!” NFL Sunday Afternoon’er Open Thread
I may have *fallen asleep* before the Thursday nighter even started. Maybe I didn’t. I’m not sure. Later adulthood is a never-ending blur of…
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Your “Not Tonight Denver, I’ve Got A Headache” Thursday Night NFL Open Thread
The internets are telling me that NFL viewership is down. How much? Enough to worry some wonks, that’s how much. My solution to this…
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Your AFC South Monday Night Quotation Marks Showdown Quotation Marks Open Thread
I’ve been thinking/mentioning recently that there’s a ton of stuff going on that should give all of us pause for a bit. Perhaps we…
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Your Super Entertaining Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Hey, fellow ruffians! There’s a ton of retrotainment going on ce soir. Whether you choose the debate, the baseball or this wonderful football tilt,…
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Your Late Sunday Afternoon NFL Games Open Thread
Atl/Den-I like this matchup-the #1 O in a ton of categories versus a fantastic D. I’ve no doubt that rb Freeman will find little…
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Your “Heeeeeeee’s Baaaaaaaack!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
Today has the makings of a memorable day, doesn’t it? So much going on! [sounds of enthusiastic slurping can be heard in background] NFL…
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Your “Is The NFL Even Trying?” Arizona/San Fran Thursday Night Open Thread
Hey folks! Gather round-I’ve got an admission to make. I’m going to watch this game. I can’t help it. I was born this way.…
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Your “Another Game? Sure, I Guess I’ll Watch” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Kudos to those of you that viewed *all* the football yesterday. That is an amazing commitment on your part. Between the booze and the…
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Your “Punch (and Beer and Scotch and Martini) Drunk” Late Afternoon Football Open Thread
Don’t you just love flurstbulb? Gspecially when they plat in Londern and you can trink all blay long. WHOO! P! 2 TA BLAMES!!@X!!!!!!!!!! Den/TB-Believe…
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Your “We’re Done Here, Back To You ‘Murika” Second Round OF NFL Games Open Thread
So glad all that rainy, drizzly weather that is so conducive to badly-played football is behind us now that we’re back across the pond!…