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Your Early Afternoon/Late Morning NFL Games Open Thread
KC/Ind-The last time these folks met (January 2014) KC was up 28 points before qb Luck was channelled by the memory of Frank Reich…
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Your “What Time Is It? Seriously Though.” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Apparently we have Napoleon to thank for the image above. Nice going, guy that wasn’t really that short for his time. Dog’s breakfast, English…
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Your “How Low Can Your Ratings Go?” Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
There’s a chill in the air. Can you feel it? The hobos huddled close by the open fire sure can. There’s talk that it’s…
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Your Late Afternoon NFL Open Thread
I don’t think that anything can top the magnificence of the Giants/Rams tilt but the league insists otherwise. And I once trusted the NFL…
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Your Early Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
N.O./KC-The Saints O is a thing to behold-they churn out an average of 413 yards per game despite the fact their running game is…
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Your “Twickenham Stadium is Falling Down, Falling Down” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Adding another game to the usual triple-header that occurs every Sunday? I’m all in. It totally reminds of that time back in university when…
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Your NFC North Not-Showdown Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Can you smell the weekend? What does it smell like? For some that experience that thing called “seasons”, it may have the odour of…
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Your “Monday, Bloody Monday” [no apologies to U2 whatsoever] NFL Open Thread
Glad to see you made it through the day. It’s always a bit of a relief to get this stupid day into your rear-view…
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Your “With Any Luck, We’ll Get Out Of Here Alive” Sunday Night NFL Open Thread
Did your team acquit itself well? How about that play in that Lions game? How embarrassing. I feel sorry for the fans of *fill…
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Your “Do I Have To Choose Just One?” Late Afternoon NFL Open Thread
Well, lookee here folks! On paper we’ve got ourselves some entertaining games on hand. Related:The NFL is being quarantined for “Broken Clock Syndrome”. I’m…
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