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Your Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
I’m just going to get after it- Car/LA-Them Panthers just love the NFC West-after all, it’s the only reason they have two wins. PFF’s…
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Your “Are These The Dog Days Of The Season? Feels Like It” NFL Football Open Thread
I guess at some point of any major league schedule the creators must get some middling games out of the way before the rush…
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Your “Ain’t No Battle Like An NFC South Battle” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Man, it’s already Week 9? Where did the time go? [looks at several empty bottles of scotch on the mantle] Oh, right. TO THE…
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Your “Please, Can I Have Only One Travesty Aired To Me Live This Week?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
I’m not the biggest fan of this evening but I recognize that it does have its merits. Folks love to get jazzed up for…
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Your “Sunday Night And Still Full Of Fight” NFL Open Thread
Here we are, finally. [Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It” plays softly in the background] Phi/Dal-I hate both these teams but I like…
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Your Third Round Of NFL Football Open Thread
Two games? The stupid NFL lucks out sked-wise because they both should be interestifying. Still, two games? TO THE TWO GAMES! SD/Den-Despite fantastic play…
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Your Early Afternoon/Late Morning NFL Games Open Thread
KC/Ind-The last time these folks met (January 2014) KC was up 28 points before qb Luck was channelled by the memory of Frank Reich…
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Your “What Time Is It? Seriously Though.” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Apparently we have Napoleon to thank for the image above. Nice going, guy that wasn’t really that short for his time. Dog’s breakfast, English…
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Your “How Low Can Your Ratings Go?” Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
There’s a chill in the air. Can you feel it? The hobos huddled close by the open fire sure can. There’s talk that it’s…
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