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Your “Can I Have Some Sweet, Sweet Release?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Oh hello there folks. Have you been weighed down by the Bottomless Shitfire of the last few days, weeks or months? Yeah, myself as…
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Your “Mind-Blowingly Amazing AFC North Tilt” Thursday Night NFL Open Thread
I’m a huge fan of the underdog. The 1980 Olympic Men’s Hockey team? Fantastic. Boise State over Oklahoma in 2007? Wonderful. The Giants hand…
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Your “Potential End of the Civilized World Eve” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Everything that needs to be said about this election has already been said. [weighs in] Goddamn it, America! GET THIS RIGHT! You’ve made your…
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Your Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
I’m just going to get after it- Car/LA-Them Panthers just love the NFC West-after all, it’s the only reason they have two wins. PFF’s…
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Your “Are These The Dog Days Of The Season? Feels Like It” NFL Football Open Thread
I guess at some point of any major league schedule the creators must get some middling games out of the way before the rush…
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Your “Ain’t No Battle Like An NFC South Battle” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Man, it’s already Week 9? Where did the time go? [looks at several empty bottles of scotch on the mantle] Oh, right. TO THE…
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Your “Please, Can I Have Only One Travesty Aired To Me Live This Week?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
I’m not the biggest fan of this evening but I recognize that it does have its merits. Folks love to get jazzed up for…
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Your “Sunday Night And Still Full Of Fight” NFL Open Thread
Here we are, finally. [Barry Manilow’s “Looks Like We Made It” plays softly in the background] Phi/Dal-I hate both these teams but I like…
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Your Third Round Of NFL Football Open Thread
Two games? The stupid NFL lucks out sked-wise because they both should be interestifying. Still, two games? TO THE TWO GAMES! SD/Den-Despite fantastic play…