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Your Sunday Night FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! NFL Football Open Thread
I’d like to be the 37,000th person on the interbutt to congratulate the Tom-est of Bradys on his new stupid record. If only I…
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Your “It’s 4 O’clock. Do You Know Where Your Sobriety Is?” Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Whoa, Nelly! (I miss Keith Jackson… a lot) What have we here? It looks to be games that have playoff implications! I’ve a feeling…
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Your “Week 13-The Luckiest Week Of Them All” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Here’s where we begin to see teams get separated from their playoff aspirations. Yes, the annual bevy of articles titled, “Really, if you think…
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Your “And The Cowboys Band(wagon) Played On” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Wow, It’s freaking December. Remember when we were all so damn giddy way back in September? It seems like almost four months ago now.…
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Your “All Is Not Well In Wisconsin, Or Anywhere Else For That Matter” Monday Night Football Open Thread
I’m having a hell of a time starting the intro for this game-not because it doesn’t have its merits but because as I type…
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Your “Your Patience Has Been Rewarded” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
KC/Den-I love this sort of game. The D’s on both teams are so much better than the O’s they’re facing. The first OC or…
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Your Second Round of Somewhat Interesting Games NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s get right back up on that horse, commenters-TO THE GAMES! Sea/TB-The Good for Tampa? The Bucs have won 2 straight. Seattle has to…
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Your “I Shall Binge Once Again!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
So much sports of all kinds the last few days. I woke up this morning thinking that it had to be Monday and it…
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Your “Cowboys/Redacteds ‘Showdown’ Just Doesn’t Have The Same Ring To It” Thanksgiving NFL Football Open Thread
Have I ever told you the story of how I discovered Thanksgiving football? I have? Shut up. Who asked you, anyway? Me? I don’t…
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Your “But I Wanna Watch The Game! Aunt Lilly Is Boring As Hell. And Racist!” NFL Football Thanksgiving Open Thread
Now what’s with all this talk I hear about 2015 being bad/sucky? You have in front of you TWO(!) Thanksgiving tilts that feature teams…
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