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Your “I Shall Binge Once Again!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
So much sports of all kinds the last few days. I woke up this morning thinking that it had to be Monday and it…
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Your “Cowboys/Redacteds ‘Showdown’ Just Doesn’t Have The Same Ring To It” Thanksgiving NFL Football Open Thread
Have I ever told you the story of how I discovered Thanksgiving football? I have? Shut up. Who asked you, anyway? Me? I don’t…
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Your “But I Wanna Watch The Game! Aunt Lilly Is Boring As Hell. And Racist!” NFL Football Thanksgiving Open Thread
Now what’s with all this talk I hear about 2015 being bad/sucky? You have in front of you TWO(!) Thanksgiving tilts that feature teams…
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Your “Wall of Voodoo asks, ‘Is This Game On Mexican Radio, Whoa O?’” Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Ahhh, Mexico City! Did you know that the NFL hasn’t played here since Mahmound Abbas won a landslide victory for the presidency of the…
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Your Late Afternoon Tri-Medley of Games Open Thread
My old crew of buddies prided ourselves on creating our own little vernacular. If I had said, “‘Tri-Medley’?-is that even a freakin’ word?” My…
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Your “Week 11? Where Did The Time Go?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
If you haven’t felt the season fly by fairly quickly, I envy you and wish you well in your battle with acne. You see,…
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Your “First QB To 500 Yards Passing Wins!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[arrives home late from work, runs to computer] No time for a little story, guys. TO THE GAME! NO/Car-The last time the 4-5 Saints…
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Your “Are You Not Entertained? Wadda Ya Mean, ‘Kinda’?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
The NFL had a hell of a task on its hands yesterday-to attempt to make us forget about the previous few miserable days. In…
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Your “This One’s Comin’ In Hot, Boss!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Overall, I didn’t mind this day at all. At the very, very least I hung with you fellas and enjoyed meself immensely. And that’s…
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Your Second Round of Sunday NFL Action
Mia/SD-The Fins have won 3 in a row to get to .500. It’s probably just a coincidence that second year rb Ajayi started getting…
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