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Your “One Of These Games Is Not Like The Others” Later Afternoon Slate of Games Open Thread
NO/Ari-I believe this one is being played “for love of contractual obligations/the game”. Either way, the ‘meh’ is strong. SF/Atl-The 8-5 Falcons lovely afternoon…
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Your “Things Are Starting To Come Together” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
“The Great Cleavening” has begun in earnest once again my friends. What the heck is a ‘cleavening’ you may ask yourself? Well, according to…
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Your “I Can’t Bear To Watch!” [watches] Under-Cooked Saturday Night NFL Special
As Pat Benatar once said, “Loving Football is a Battlefield”* and we’ve got a near-impossible obstacle to hurdle directly in front of our eyebulbs.…
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Your “Teach A Man To Fish He Eats For A Lifetime, Teach A Man To Jeff Fisher And Everything He Does Will Be Less Than Adequate” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Could 2016 possibly get any worse? Jeff Fisher was let go? HE HAD A WINNING TEAM AS RECENTLY AS MANY YEARS AGO, FOR CHRIST…
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Your “First Tannehill, Now Brady?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
God damn, there was some quality commenting done on this here blog this past weekend! It was so good that I decided to take…
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Your “NFC East Feast And/Or Blowout” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I’d like to take this time to share with you some of my acquired non-football related wisdom. Are you ready? Here goes. I have…
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Your “I Guess You Could Call Jets/Niners a Game” Late Afternoon Slate of Tilts Open Thread
I could use another snow game. I like them quite a bit. Hopefully it’s coming down fiercely in the Bay of Green. TO THE…
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Your “Let’s Further Muddy The Playoff Waters This Week, Shall We?” NFL Football Early Slate Open Thread
There’s much to get to so let’s go directly… TO THE GAMES! Pit/Buf-The Steelers look a lot like a team rounding into playoff shape.…
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Your “A Broken Clock Gets It Right Once A Year” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Well lookee here! We got ourselves a great tilt between two superior teams with a history between them and a division lead in the…
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Your “The Mother-In-Law Is Coming Over? I’ll Be Watching Football. [looks at tonight’s game] SON OF A BITCH!” Monday Night NFL Open Thread
Welp, here it is. The ultimate test of the footballing fan. Did you think it was a walk in the park every time you…