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Your Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Of the six games on tap five have playoff implications-even if it’s just a matter of who plays who where. I’m always curious if…
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Your “[Looks At 2017] Is That All There Is?” NFL Football Open Thread
Salutations to all you mighty bastards/bastardesses that constitute the lurker/viewer/commenter-ship out there. Despite what my gut instinct tells me, I think I still have…
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Your “Drunk As Hell And Enlisted At The Last Second To Throw Up An Open Post? Sure, Why Not?” Thursday Night Open Thread
I’m so sorry all you guys missed “Daniel Alfredsson Appreciation Night” a little while ago. He meant quite a bit to the city of…
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Your “Oh My, Such Big D’s You Have There!” Xmas Night NFL Open Thread
Den/KC-The O’s of both these teams have a lot to answer for and Alex Smith is doing his best. Pressed on his unit’s failure…
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Your “Where’s John Facenda When You *Really* Need Him?” Xmas Day NFL Football Open Thread
Well look at you, all survive-y and shit after at least one go-round of the festivities! Good work. There should be plenty more where…
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Your “The Bangles? The Bengals? Let’s Call The Whole Playoff Thing Off” Saturday Night Special NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s face it, or me. Let’s say me. The drunkin-er I get the better the football is. Right now I’m not sure the football…
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Your “Why Don’t They Call It Buddha Eve?” Second Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
So many questions, so very few answers… TO THE GAMES! Ind/Oak-Indy is looking to save their season and Oakland’s young and powerful O is…
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Your “Seven Games a-Swimming!” [I Got Nothing For Xmas References] Saturday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
If you try real hard you can pretend that all of these games have playoff implications because everyone is in until they’re not, right?…
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Your “MORE GRUEL!? We’re Out. How ‘Bout A Thursday Night NFL Game Instead? Same Thing.” NFL Football Open Thread
Despite the cheap shot above I love me the Thursday Nighter. It allows me to hang with like-minded individuals-there’s football and funny comments and…
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Your “The Carolina Panthers Lay Down With The Lambs” Monday Night Football Open Thread
This is it. It’s your next-to-last Monday Nighter of the season. To be honest, I don’t recall many of them but that’s just the…