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Your “Seven Games a-Swimming!” [I Got Nothing For Xmas References] Saturday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
If you try real hard you can pretend that all of these games have playoff implications because everyone is in until they’re not, right?…
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Your “MORE GRUEL!? We’re Out. How ‘Bout A Thursday Night NFL Game Instead? Same Thing.” NFL Football Open Thread
Despite the cheap shot above I love me the Thursday Nighter. It allows me to hang with like-minded individuals-there’s football and funny comments and…
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Your “The Carolina Panthers Lay Down With The Lambs” Monday Night Football Open Thread
This is it. It’s your next-to-last Monday Nighter of the season. To be honest, I don’t recall many of them but that’s just the…
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Your “One Of These Games Is Not Like The Others” Later Afternoon Slate of Games Open Thread
NO/Ari-I believe this one is being played “for love of contractual obligations/the game”. Either way, the ‘meh’ is strong. SF/Atl-The 8-5 Falcons lovely afternoon…
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Your “Things Are Starting To Come Together” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
“The Great Cleavening” has begun in earnest once again my friends. What the heck is a ‘cleavening’ you may ask yourself? Well, according to…
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Your “I Can’t Bear To Watch!” [watches] Under-Cooked Saturday Night NFL Special
As Pat Benatar once said, “Loving Football is a Battlefield”* and we’ve got a near-impossible obstacle to hurdle directly in front of our eyebulbs.…
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Your “Teach A Man To Fish He Eats For A Lifetime, Teach A Man To Jeff Fisher And Everything He Does Will Be Less Than Adequate” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Could 2016 possibly get any worse? Jeff Fisher was let go? HE HAD A WINNING TEAM AS RECENTLY AS MANY YEARS AGO, FOR CHRIST…
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Your “First Tannehill, Now Brady?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
God damn, there was some quality commenting done on this here blog this past weekend! It was so good that I decided to take…
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Your “NFC East Feast And/Or Blowout” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I’d like to take this time to share with you some of my acquired non-football related wisdom. Are you ready? Here goes. I have…
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Your “I Guess You Could Call Jets/Niners a Game” Late Afternoon Slate of Tilts Open Thread
I could use another snow game. I like them quite a bit. Hopefully it’s coming down fiercely in the Bay of Green. TO THE…