Author: scotchnaut

Chiefs GM John Dorsey: “Hey Andy, I called you into my office so that we might have a small chat before the game.” Reid:…

/Fox pre-game intro Joe: “The good folks at DFW Ice Creamery were kind enough to provide us with samples of their very delicious products.…

Look, I hate the Pats with all the bile I can summon just like you. Still, they are a relentlessly successful organization in much…

Okay, for sure this’ll be a keeper of a game, right? Haven’t we suffered enough, Goodell? We want marginally entertaining football and we want it…

“Anyone can ‘lick the table’-that’s for amateurs. A real pro knows that the good bits are directly beneath the table sitting there on the…

“WHAT DO WE WANT?” “A COMPETITIVE PLAYOFF GAME!” “WHEN DO WE WANT IT?” “NOW!” [whispers out of the side of his mouth] “Could you…

Det/Sea– Let’s be honest. We’re all pretend friends here, right? Does this not look like a Seahawks win etched in stone? Detroit has lost…

Oak/Hou– If you’re a fan of defenses making signal-callers look silly, have I got a game for you. The Raiders rook Connor Cook doesn’t…

We did it again. The Little Blog That Could made it through a 2nd regular season with most of its dignity and all of…