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Your “It’s A Sunny Sunday-Let’s Watch Some Pre-season Football” Open Thread
You don’t have to watch this silly little game. You can do anything you please of course. This is just a spot where you…
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Your Official 2017/18 New York Football Giants Season Preview
So many things to talk about! Many of which are of absolutely no interest to non-fans of the team. I’ll try to walk the…
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Your “What Fresh Hell Is This?” Hall of Fame Game Open Thread
[blatantly ignores the long days and nights since the Super Bowl] Wow! It seems like just yesterday that I was watching relevant football being…
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Your “I Waited All Season For This?” Super Bowl and Related Entertainment Shenanigans Open Thread
As Barry Manilow would caterwaul, “Looks like we made it” to our second Super Bowl as a bunch of kid-like creatures that exist under…
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Your “Just Goddamn Your, Goddamn it!” “AFC Division Game Open Thread
Chiefs GM John Dorsey: “Hey Andy, I called you into my office so that we might have a small chat before the game.” Reid:…
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Your [sacrifices goat within chalk outline of a pentagram] “THIS WILL BE A CLOSE GAME!” NFC Playoff Game Open Thread
/Fox pre-game intro Joe: “The good folks at DFW Ice Creamery were kind enough to provide us with samples of their very delicious products.…
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Your “The Pats Walk The Primrose Path To The AFC Final Because, Well Just Because” AFC Division Playoff Open Thread
Look, I hate the Pats with all the bile I can summon just like you. Still, they are a relentlessly successful organization in much…
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Your “Last Call For Boarding Flight #11 On Air Julio” NFC Division Round Open Thread
Okay, for sure this’ll be a keeper of a game, right? Haven’t we suffered enough, Goodell? We want marginally entertaining football and we want it…
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Your “Paging Tom Coughlin’s Red Face. Please Pick Up The White Courtesy Telegraph” NFC Wild Card Game Open Thread
“Anyone can ‘lick the table’-that’s for amateurs. A real pro knows that the good bits are directly beneath the table sitting there on the…
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Your “The Fins Are Playing Their Backup QB Today? Moore’s The Pity” AFC Wild Card Playoff Open Thread
“WHAT DO WE WANT?” “A COMPETITIVE PLAYOFF GAME!” “WHEN DO WE WANT IT?” “NOW!” [whispers out of the side of his mouth] “Could you…