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Your “What Time Is It? It’s Football O’Clock!” Early Afternoon Open Thread

Man, I had a great time on this very site yesterday while pretending to be a shut-in. All that was missing was a van…

Potato chips are the goddamned workhorse of the salty snack category. No matter if you’re some frat dude hosting a poker game or a…

Boy howdy has this been a day. I bid a very warm welcome to the new commenters that have done some quality yakking on…

[sucks Dorito dust off fingers, wipes half-eaten wings from front of shirt] Damn that was exciting stuff wasn’t it? So much balling of foots!…

It’s here. A full slate of games (except for the ones not being played due to Mother Nature’s shenanigans) to wallow in. Do you…

I guess you’re wondering why I called this meeting. I’ll tell you why but first I think we need to give a round of…

Well, it’s just about that time again folks. Time to resign yourself to the fact that you frittered away yet another weekend doing not…

Shall we call it a double-header? Let’s. Starved as I am for competitive football, I’ll take a ‘first half and a bit’ of starters…

Blake was down for the count. We saw it. He was never gonna get back up. Not against The Smirkinator. But lo and behold,…

[pulls pants up hastily] Hey, what’s going on guys/gals? Beardguyrob is otherwise engaged-don’t let the laundry get backed up, just throw a load in…