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Your Thursday Night NFC Central Showdown Open Thread
Green Bay is playing their third game in twelve days. Bears fans are calling for the neck of Mike Glennon. Which of these teams…
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Your “It’s Been An Adventure, Hasn’t It?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
The Pre-dent of your Untied States has made NFL owners and players sympathetic figures. Is there nothing he can’t do? What have we learned…
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Your “Post-London, All-American Centric” Batch of Early Afternoon NFL Games Open Thread
That’s one game under our respective onion belts. Let’s have more of this shall we? TO THE GAMES! DEN/BUF: If the Broncs can shut…
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Your “More Gruel, er, Football, Please Sir?” Sunday Morning Football Open Thread
No, not that kind of football, it’s the realer kind. Once again the NFL, looking for another buck, crosses the ocean to fleece the…
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Your “It’s A Color Rush-Tastic!/ RAMMIT!” NFC West Showdown Open Thread
RAMS/49ERS: That recently-displaced St. Louis football squad finally gets to leave the aloof and disinterested confines of whatever that stadium is that they now…
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Your Sunday Night Football Finale
Woof! So many delightful games! (I wrote this around noon-I have no idea) Here’s a preview of another NFC Championship Game. I can hear…
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Your Second Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
The Cowboys/Broncos tilt is far and away the best game available here but I might sneak in some Jets/Raiders action when no one is…
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Your “What Time Is It? It’s Football O’Clock!” Early Afternoon Open Thread
Man, I had a great time on this very site yesterday while pretending to be a shut-in. All that was missing was a van…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread *with bonus rant
Potato chips are the goddamned workhorse of the salty snack category. No matter if you’re some frat dude hosting a poker game or a…
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Your NFC East Division Slugfest-Orama Football Open Thread
Boy howdy has this been a day. I bid a very warm welcome to the new commenters that have done some quality yakking on…