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Your Second Round of NFL Action Open Thread
Man, is it ever dreary/rainy in this neck of the woods. What that means for me is that the piling of more firewood will…
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Your Sunday Morning/Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Yeah, I might as well acknowledge you folks out west for once. But only just this once! These football-specific threads are always good for…
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Your “Happy, Snappy and Fappy” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Hey, mirth-makers! So good to see you again. I’m hoping that the vast majority of you are enjoying this short work week like I…
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Your “Is It Dessert Time Already?” Sunday Night NFL Open Thread
Whoopty-ding-dang-do! Another Sunday is coming to an end and then it’s back to the soul-crushing grind that begins Monday morning. But wait! Not so…
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Your Second Round of NFL Action Open Thread
Are we feeling a wee bit boozy/dizzy/pilly/queasy/silly yet? If you’re not you’ve got some work to do, my friend. There’s still a ton of…
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Your “Let’s Go, Go, Go!” Early Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Hey there, welcome fellow shenanigan-creators, maker-uppers of hilarious quips typing bots kinda of people. (“nice word salad, scotch”) Here we are again to have…
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Your New England/Tampa Bay Thursday Night Special Open Thread
The 2-2 New England squadron suffered its second home loss of the season last week when Cam decided that a.) his shoulder wasn’t that…
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Your Third Round of NFL Action Open Thread
Good golly Miss Molly, the hits, they keep on coming! The western divisions of each conference get a tussle though one might be a…
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Your “We Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Games” NFL Football Open Thread
Hopefully that Londonderry game was entertaining. There be eight features on tap now and more than a couple seem to have some potential. Let’s…
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Your “Get over here-this is MANDATORY” London-Calling Clash Of The Not-Titans Open Thread
Whelp, it’s really frickin’ early again so we must be back here in The Merry Olde. Today we’ve got two, shall we say, “uneven”…