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Your Third Round of NFL Action Open Thread
Good golly Miss Molly, the hits, they keep on coming! The western divisions of each conference get a tussle though one might be a…
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Your “We Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Games” NFL Football Open Thread
Hopefully that Londonderry game was entertaining. There be eight features on tap now and more than a couple seem to have some potential. Let’s…
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Your “Get over here-this is MANDATORY” London-Calling Clash Of The Not-Titans Open Thread
Whelp, it’s really frickin’ early again so we must be back here in The Merry Olde. Today we’ve got two, shall we say, “uneven”…
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Your Thursday Night NFC Central Showdown Open Thread
Green Bay is playing their third game in twelve days. Bears fans are calling for the neck of Mike Glennon. Which of these teams…
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Your “It’s Been An Adventure, Hasn’t It?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
The Pre-dent of your Untied States has made NFL owners and players sympathetic figures. Is there nothing he can’t do? What have we learned…
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Your “Post-London, All-American Centric” Batch of Early Afternoon NFL Games Open Thread
That’s one game under our respective onion belts. Let’s have more of this shall we? TO THE GAMES! DEN/BUF: If the Broncs can shut…
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Your “More Gruel, er, Football, Please Sir?” Sunday Morning Football Open Thread
No, not that kind of football, it’s the realer kind. Once again the NFL, looking for another buck, crosses the ocean to fleece the…
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Your “It’s A Color Rush-Tastic!/ RAMMIT!” NFC West Showdown Open Thread
RAMS/49ERS: That recently-displaced St. Louis football squad finally gets to leave the aloof and disinterested confines of whatever that stadium is that they now…
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Your Sunday Night Football Finale
Woof! So many delightful games! (I wrote this around noon-I have no idea) Here’s a preview of another NFC Championship Game. I can hear…
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Your Second Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
The Cowboys/Broncos tilt is far and away the best game available here but I might sneak in some Jets/Raiders action when no one is…
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