![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Author: scotchnaut
#feverdream (199) *Not A* Sponsored Post (636) AFL Beat (279) A Selection Of (364) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (277) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5143) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (169) Extra Nerdy (327) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (916) futbol (512) Gambling (344) Game Preview (541) horror (175) Insane Shit (1188) Lesser Sports (1080) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1072) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (593) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2948) Open Threads (4285) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (704) Reflections (779) scotch (947) Sexy Friday (517) STORNG TAEK!!1! (325) Sunday Gravy (246) Team Previews (302) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (562) Wumbo Wednesday (182)
-
Your “Three is Better Than Two” NFL Football Open Thread
Two games at the 4 spot last week. Why must we suffer such foolishness? Another game has graced the second round and even though…
-
Your “I’ve Seen Better Lineups At Walmart” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
I can’t say that any of these games are that compelling to me. Will that stop me from eye-balling the hell out of these…
-
Your “Tumble In The Jungle of the Meadowlands” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The Astronauts did a thingy last night according to spurts pages everywhere. When do you think they’ll come back down to earth? Will Buzz…
-
Your Sunday Night NFL Open Thread
Did you know that Jerome Bettis is still from Detroit and still played for the Steelers? He retired 12 years ago and somehow this…
-
Your “The Cupboard is Almost Bare” Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Two games at the 4 spot! Two games??? And women talk about their right to choose being compromised! What of the lonely, whitebread, devastatingly handsome,…
-
Your “It’s The End of October Already?” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
We’re nearing the half-way mark of the regular season. Let that sink in for a moment. Are you done? Good. I feel like time…
-
Your “Pip, Pip, Huzzah And All That” Early Morning NFL Fixture Open Thread
Well, well, well-here we are again. Rise and shine, beasties because the NFL has got a treat for you! I’d suggest you have a…
-
Your “OOF! We Got A Ripe One Over Here!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
So it’s come to this. The truest of the tests of your football fanhood. This one is such a stinker I feel as though…
-
![Your [Is Buried By The Media’s “REMATCH/REVENGE!” Word Avalanche]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/buzz.jpg)
Your [Is Buried By The Media’s “REMATCH/REVENGE!” Word Avalanche]
[digs his way past words ‘miraculous’, ‘letdown’, ‘poise’, ‘collapse’, ‘disappointment’, ‘validation’, ‘comeback’, ‘dynasty’, ‘believe’, etc.-breeches the surface] [gasps for breath] Goddamn it! [brushes assorted…
-
Your AFC West Showdown on Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Here we are, as usual, sitting on the cusp of the next week(end) of glorious football. How’ve you been? Good? Good. I’m glad we…