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Your “OOF! We Got A Ripe One Over Here!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
So it’s come to this. The truest of the tests of your football fanhood. This one is such a stinker I feel as though…
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Your [Is Buried By The Media’s “REMATCH/REVENGE!” Word Avalanche]
[digs his way past words ‘miraculous’, ‘letdown’, ‘poise’, ‘collapse’, ‘disappointment’, ‘validation’, ‘comeback’, ‘dynasty’, ‘believe’, etc.-breeches the surface] [gasps for breath] Goddamn it! [brushes assorted…
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Your AFC West Showdown on Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Here we are, as usual, sitting on the cusp of the next week(end) of glorious football. How’ve you been? Good? Good. I’m glad we…
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Your Second Round of NFL Action Open Thread
Man, is it ever dreary/rainy in this neck of the woods. What that means for me is that the piling of more firewood will…
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Your Sunday Morning/Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Yeah, I might as well acknowledge you folks out west for once. But only just this once! These football-specific threads are always good for…
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Your “Happy, Snappy and Fappy” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Hey, mirth-makers! So good to see you again. I’m hoping that the vast majority of you are enjoying this short work week like I…
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Your “Is It Dessert Time Already?” Sunday Night NFL Open Thread
Whoopty-ding-dang-do! Another Sunday is coming to an end and then it’s back to the soul-crushing grind that begins Monday morning. But wait! Not so…
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Your Second Round of NFL Action Open Thread
Are we feeling a wee bit boozy/dizzy/pilly/queasy/silly yet? If you’re not you’ve got some work to do, my friend. There’s still a ton of…
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Your “Let’s Go, Go, Go!” Early Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Hey there, welcome fellow shenanigan-creators, maker-uppers of hilarious quips typing bots kinda of people. (“nice word salad, scotch”) Here we are again to have…
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Your New England/Tampa Bay Thursday Night Special Open Thread
The 2-2 New England squadron suffered its second home loss of the season last week when Cam decided that a.) his shoulder wasn’t that…