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Your “Holy Crap! It’s Week Twelve Already?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Where did the time go? [looks inside the folds of the sofa] Nope, it’s not there. [eats week-old Cheeto] The Wild Card spots are…
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Your Thursday Night “Coupe De Grass” NFL Football Open Thread
Is there anything better than drinking, joking and laughing with like-minded folks? Perhaps someone will mention the “c” word-you know ‘cintercourse’. But I feel…
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Your LawnClippers/Cowfellas NFL Football Open Thread
There’s but twelve minutes left in the Vikes/Lions game as I type this and it took some time but things are starting to heat…
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Your “Where Have You Gone, Megatron?” Thanksgiving Day NFL Football Open Thread
Hey there, you four day weekend-having mother-suckers! Have I ever told you the story of how I stumbled across the bliss that is Thursday…
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Your “What Day Is It In Mexico?” NFL Open Thread
I think today is a good day to celebrate my non-existent Mexican heritage by eating a brand of chip that has no real connection…
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Your “Rams/Vikes And Very Little Else” NFL Football Open Thread
And you were thinking that yesterday’s college lineup was wanting? All I know is that when you need the big boys in the NFL…
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Your “A Good Game? On Thursday Night? Somebody’s Getting Fired” NFL Football Open Thread
Another end to the work grind rears its sumptuous, ball-tingling head. We’re eleven weeks in already, folks. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve made fun…
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Your Sunday Night “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” NFL Football Open Thread
Well, this one looked a heck of a lot better at the beginning of the year than it does now. Were you aware that…
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Your “One of These Games Just Doesn’t Belong” 4 Spot Slate Open Thread
[scans dessert menu] Oh my, look what we have here! That Creme Brulee looks wonderful. Oooooo, maybe I’ll go for the Baked Alaska-I’ve heard…
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Your “Nice To See You Again!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Well, here she is-the meat of the week 10 sked. Will it be an overcooked skirt steak cut along the grain (“for extra chewiness!”)…